From KSS:
"SHOPS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO DEADLINE!!!!" Here's a $2 bonus.
I don't care how dangerously close you are to anything. That deadline is yours, not mine. Put your money where your whine is.
Try this instead:
From Summit-
"I need these completed ASAP. I have bonus $$$ available and send me what it will take you to complete the shop(s) for me and I will do what I can. Thanks!"
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Seriously, nobody cares that you're offended.