Funniest subject line I've seen

I recently received an email with the following subject line:

...Open Hot Legs Products shops in your area

My first thought was WTH? I had no idea what it meant. I had to Google it to see what the item was and then laughed out loud. Imgaine my surprise when I found out the product is called "Hot Legs" and it is for hair removal. With the word "Open" at the beginning, you can only imagine what I first thought. :O

I wanted to share so everyone could have a good laugh.

Anyone else receive something that you had no idea what it was?

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HaaHaHa! I'm sure I would have had the same reaction! : )

At least there was no dangling participle.

I laugh each time I see the following e mail subject line as: "Fun shoe shop!" and I read on that the shop pays $10 for a purchase and return scenario and has no reimbursement. I still can't figure out what is fun about it.

I laugh at 'FUN E-Z RETAIL SHOPS!!!'

Guidelines state you must shop 4 different departments, try the fitting room, restroom, and record timings on how long it took to be helped, for each department, plus record descriptions and names of each associate. Then select an item to purchase, record three timing points at checkout, plus associate name, immediately return it, then record timing and name for that too.

Then type up your report. For $13.

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Plan the work. Work the plan.

My favorite is, "Furniture Shop - Great Selection!" Since I'm doing a shop and not buying furniture for my home, I don't want a "great" selection. I want a limited selection, so I can get in there and get it done in a minimal amount of time.

(heart)

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

"Can you help? Now bonused!!"

Opened email, $2 bonus.

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Plan the work. Work the plan.

It would have been worse if it said, "Open, Hot Legs near the Fish store"

^ Or "Easy Open Hot Legs In Your Area!!"

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Plan the work. Work the plan.

Maybe they're clown shoes.

MMMM Wrote:
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> I laugh each time I see the following e mail
> subject line as: "Fun shoe shop!" and I read on
> that the shop pays $10 for a purchase and return
> scenario and has no reimbursement. I still can't
> figure out what is fun about it.

HaaHaHa! I'm sure I would have had the same reaction! : )

I think this is another one for the Things That Sound Dirty but Aren't thread.

Subject line received today...

"Can anyone live person do this for a $20 bonus"

Possible reasons for such a peculiarly specific qualification:
1) Zombies need not apply.
2) Don't even try to use not being live as an excuse for flaking.
3) MF shoppers welcome (you're all already able to breathe.)

@ klsorenson my self assigned Open Hot Legs Products shop confirmation, posted to my inappropriate internet content portal. The subject line,"Your Hot ass. confirmation."

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/19/2014 06:59PM by Pooch5210.

^--- HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Practitioner of the Nerdly Arts.

I just want to see the word BONUS! in the subject line and for it not to be a joke when I open that email. There is an unwritten Code of the West that one does not put that bonus word in there unless it is at lease worth an extra $20 dolla bill. Like a Buffalo Bill, not a buffalo nickel! What's with thes $3.00 bonus creeping up...easy shops...turns out to be miles of pages and redundant narratives, or zillions of photos.

I received that Hot Legs email, too, and also googled the product. Then I promptly sent it to a fellow shopper who is about 35 years younger than me and told her I thought it was a porn shop. She said when she read the email and my comment she ended up ROFLHAO!

I saw that email, too, and had the exact same reaction! I'd like to think the scheduler had a sense of humor and did it intentionally to catch our attention. It certainly did mine. I had the Rod Steward song stuck in my head the rest of the afternoon!

Not from a scheduler, but I had the funniest thing ever in a subject line. It simply stated "Humpgram". I marked it spam and a split-second before I hit "ok" I realized that the address looked familiar. It was from someone who would later become a friend. His last name is Humphrey, and his nickname is Hump, but I didn't know that then.

If anything, anywhere, looked like spam (and wasn't), it was "Humpgram".

Hahaha for days.. That's great OP lol!!

Silver Certified ~ Shopping all of Toronto and beyond

Almost as good as a MoneyGram.

lafromny Wrote:
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> Not from a scheduler, but I had the funniest thing
> ever in a subject line. It simply stated
> "Humpgram". I marked it spam and a split-second
> before I hit "ok" I realized that the address
> looked familiar. It was from someone who would
> later become a friend. His last name is Humphrey,
> and his nickname is Hump, but I didn't know that
> then.
>
> If anything, anywhere, looked like spam (and
> wasn't), it was "Humpgram".

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Plan the work. Work the plan.

oops! obviously posted in the wrong spot! delete button missing...
there are currently several in my area that are meal shops, on a weekend, with reimbursement but only want to pay $5 for 2.5hrs of shop + report. no, no, not even going.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/12/2014 12:49AM by baschultz26.

While the OP's subject line still takes the cake, I got a good giggle out of this one today...

"This inquiry shop pays $14! Nearly anyone can do it!"

I'm not applying. I can't risk the emotional devastation of not being accepted for the job and finding out that I'm not nearly anyone.

Or worse:

"This inquiry shop pays $14! So easy, even a monkey can do it!"

But most of the monkeys I know won't leave the house for less than $20!

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