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I wonder what kinds of questions would be on THAT survey....

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If you find that shop post a pic of you sitting on his lap.

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5'10"/Male/Glasses/Long White Hair/Long White Beard/ Red Uniform Shirt/No Name Tag

Body type/Weight - Large build and employee's belly shook like a bowl full of jelly.

Did Santa say ho, ho, ho and if so how many times? Did Santa laugh until his belly shook? Did Santa address you as 'little boy' or 'little girl'? Did Santa ask you what you wanted for Christmas and then did he promise to get it for you?

Did Santa make eye contact and touch you gently on the knee?

Did Santa check his list twice?

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I actually did a Mall Santa shop...but it was for the picture company.

Free Santa pic of my twins. Great!

This is the most fantastic thread!

Did he offer a candy cane and did he wish you a Merry Christmas?

(Colorado shoppers only) Did Santa's breath smell fresh and clean?

Did Santa use a pooper-scooper after the reindeer left their piles of holiday cheer?

geauxcj Wrote:
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> I actually did a Mall Santa shop...but it was for
> the picture company.

Free Santa pic of my
> twins. Great!

I did these too, when my kids were little, about 10 years ago. Easy shop. Nice reimbursement.

How long did you wait in line before Santa greeted you?
How many elves were present?
Did Santa invite you to sit on his lap and ask for your name?
Did Santa ask if you were good or bad this year?
When you told him what you wanted for Christmas, did Santa listen attentively and repeat your request back to you?
At the end of the interaction, did Santa smile and wish you a merry Christmas? If not, please explain.

Secret Customer Mystery Research Marketing Service Consumer Shoppers International Inc (SCMRMSCSII) is now mystery shopping holiday old man in-home visits in your area! Please note that you must have a fireplace in order to conduct this shop.

This shop MUST be performed between 10:00pm on December 24th, and 7:00am on December 25th. NO EXCEPTIONS. If you do not shop between these times, your report will be invalid.

You are required to make several observations:

Were all of the cookies and milk consumed?
Did the visitor wear special plastic booties to avoid tracking mud on your carpet?
Were your stockings filled to at least 75% capacity?
Please note if any coal was left behind.
Did you hear any footsteps on your rooftop?
You may keep any gifts, but please upload a photograph (jpg or jpeg) of the presents to your report.

**You may or may not see the visitor, and presents and stockings might not be given. If not, please check off the "naughty" box on your report.**

I too love this thread and the creatively, hilarious posts! Thank you, Sethd85!

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Did Santa tell you to wish in one hand and @#$%& in the other and see which fills up first? Did he offer you a snot rag? Was santa Drunk? Was santa's helper a black midget?

Edited 12/12/14 at 1:20 am
I am truly sorry if this post offended anybody. It was meant as a joke and were real quotes or take offs from the movie Bad Santa.

Shopping Western NY, Northeast and Central PA, and parts of Ohio and West Virginia. Have car will travel anywhere if the monies right.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/12/2014 06:20AM by BuffaloNY101.

Wow, BuffaloNY101, that was pretty offensive.

I actually for real shopped this and was better than expected. Not this year- 2 years ago!

This post made me laugh out loud today, thanks all :-)

Did he lay his finger against the side of his nose and then touch anyone, thus spreading germs or did he wash his hands first?

Today I Will Choose Joy!

"Finally, whatever things are good, true, noble, lovely, of good report...if there be any virtue, if there be any praise...think on these things." ....It's a command, not a suggestion!

Please rate the comfort of his lap on a scale of 1-5.
Were his boots shining?
Was his beard well-kept and devoid of food particles? (If no, please describe what was in his beard).
Did he make eye contact?
Was his laughter sincere? (answer n/a if he never laughed).

Scenario:
Inform the Santa that you have been interested in getting a new toy and would like more information. When the Santa asks if you've been nice, say no and note the Santa's response. If, after Christmas, the Santa has allowed the gifting, call the location back and report that he has failed Christmas compliance.
This report includes several lengthy narratives and requires 100 discreet photos. Please make note of any 8 reindeer vs. 1 red nose reindeer misconduct.

HeatherC Wrote:
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> How long did you wait in line before Santa greeted
> you?
> How many elves were present?
> Did Santa invite you to sit on his lap and ask for
> your name?
> Did Santa ask if you were good or bad this year?
> When you told him what you wanted for Christmas,
> did Santa listen attentively and repeat your
> request back to you?
> At the end of the interaction, did Santa smile and
> wish you a merry Christmas? If not, please
> explain.

Please include a narrative detailing your visit from start to finish. Do not copy/paste your answers from above.

Please upload a copy of your list that you presented to Santa

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Was Santa's appearance updated with any beard baubles? If so, how many? How many centimeters across were they in size?

How would you rate this Santa Claus? (10 being outstanding and 1 being the worst)
How likely are you to recommend this Santa Claus to family and friends? (10 being absolutely and 1 being never)
How likely are you to return to visit this Santa Claus next year?

Please be mindful that you must make your comments based on this single visit and not similar experiences from other mall courts, Santa Clauses and years. Your observations will be verified for accuracy by video so be honest and accurate. (He knows when you've been naughty and your shop fee will be reduced to one lump of coal.)

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LisaSTL Wrote:
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> If you find that shop post a pic of you sitting on
> his lap.

I take a picture sitting on Santa's lap about every other year. That amounts to about 29 pic's! LOL This year my 13 yr. old granddaughter said she was too old to take a pic on Santa's lap. I promptly got in line and took my picture! Embarrased the h*## out of her. MADE MY CHRISTMAS! "

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