I did a gas station this week where the employee was wearing one of those mechanics uniforms with the logo on one side and this name embroidered on a patch on the other side. The name was in script and it was a foreign name so I asked this guy who was already annoyed if I could read his patch so he can get credit for wearing his name tag (how nice of me, right??)
His response- "You're not wearing yours. Why should you need to see mine??"
All righty then! "Name tag illegible." And it was. I could not read it and he was not going to help.
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Seriously, nobody cares that you're offended.