When I first started doing mystery shops, I never would have thought of it as a dangerous career path. I mean how dangerous is it getting an oil change, or ordering some food, or doing a grocery store audit after all?! I have read of some fellow shoppers who have shopped in some very sketchy neighborhoods which can get the heart rate up for sure. I also remember reading about a shopper who had someone enter their vehicle and commandeer it for whatever reason (sleep or taking a break if I recall correctly). Another shopper encountered some flying insects of the stinging variety in an extremely entertaining post not long ago. That could have been dicey if the shopper was allergic to bee stings or had the evil devil spawn set their sights on some human prey.
I have one to add to the growing list of mystery shop hazardous duty assignments (feel free to add yours as well).
I did one of my favorite mystery shops last week -- getting paid to play golf -- how cool is that! Think about it, all expenses paid to play some of the nicer courses in my area and I don't have to hit the twilight rates and walk in order to afford 18 holes. I have found nirvana and it IS mystery shopping...lol!!! Alas, perfection on Earth comes with a price indeed. I played a round last week, was able to play 18 holes by myself which I really enjoy on occasion. The weather was absolutely perfect, low 80s, blue skies, little white puffy clouds floating aimlessly by. The kind of day not often seen in late August in my neck-of-the-woods. I didn't see another golfer in front of or behind me for the majority of the round. No one pushing you from behind or slowing you down in front. I played three balls per hole and really had a chance to work on my game (which admittedly isn't very good....lol!) One ball I played straight up for my official score and the other two gave me the chance to try some different clubs and shots out. I shot my best score of the year and life was good. To top off a near perfect day, I found a $20 bill on the cart path with no one in sight...what a day.
I got home completely relaxed and thinking about what a great day it had been and settled down to knocking out the report. Granted, perfection does have a price and the report is fairly involved. As I sat in my comfy recliner working on the extensive narratives, I noticed I kept itching my legs. At first, I didn't think much of it, but eventually, the proverbial light bulb went off -- BUGS!!! I looked very closely at my legs for ticks and didn't see anything. In fact, nothing looked out of the ordinary, so I sat back down to continue my report. After a few more times scratching itchy legs I remembered another bug that you can't see with the naked eye -- CHIGGERS. I immediately broke out into a cold sweat as I pondered my situation. Flashbacks of my last chigger encounter three years ago consumed my thoughts. I jumped up out of my comfy recliner and nearly sprinted to the shower leaving a trail of clothing in my wake. A long hot shower later with lots of scrubbing and I felt all was good. I thought I caught them early and all would be fine. Ha ha ha, wishful thinking by my now doomed soul.
I went back to my writing chair and finished my report.
The next day I awoke to a familiar itching around my ankles. I bolted upright and surveyed my situation. Small red bumps by the hundreds -- maybe thousands had appeared from my neck down. Back to the shower for another round of scrubbing to get rid of any that had eluded me the night before...all to no avail.
Over the next day or two, the bumps turned into blisters (some as large as golf balls around my ankles where I made a mistake of getting a lot of sun the next day. My flawed thinking was that maybe the sun would help heal them -- it doesn't and makes them much worse for anyone wondering. Some of these pure evil microscopic critters found their way to between my toes, biting there causing swelling and blisters. My ankles swelled up to the point where I could hardly put a shoe on. I discovered bites in areas that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Actually, maybe on my worst enemy would be fine...lol!
Then came the itching. 24/7 itching that at first I was able to use will-power to avoid. As strong-willed as I am generally, I caved and began scratching and scratching and scratching. It felt soooo good to scratch, but only for a moment then the moment's gone (song reference intentional).
So here I sit, looking like something out of a leper colony, or fire burn victim, or maybe someone with a highly contagious form of a not yet discovered malady. You could take pictures of my body, show it to teenagers, and tell them this is what happens when you have pre-marital sex and we would have the first celibate generation in the history of mankind!!! One look and sex of all types would cease immediately...lol!
My wife won't let me leave the house without pants and a long-sleeve shirt on. I heard her muttering something about not signing up for this nonsense as I hobbled up the stairs.
There's no moral to my rambling story here, no pearls of wisdom to take away from my misfortune, no sympathy sought or desired. Just a thought about how quickly life can go from near perfection one minute, to severe discomfort overnight. From being on top of the world, to being the buffet for a nest of hungry, evil chiggers. The one analogy that keeps coming to mind is "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!" Truer words were never spoken and I will never golf in the Summer again without applying liberal doses of insect repellent at least from the waist down.
Whoever said that mystery shopping isn't hazardous duty......
I have one to add to the growing list of mystery shop hazardous duty assignments (feel free to add yours as well).
I did one of my favorite mystery shops last week -- getting paid to play golf -- how cool is that! Think about it, all expenses paid to play some of the nicer courses in my area and I don't have to hit the twilight rates and walk in order to afford 18 holes. I have found nirvana and it IS mystery shopping...lol!!! Alas, perfection on Earth comes with a price indeed. I played a round last week, was able to play 18 holes by myself which I really enjoy on occasion. The weather was absolutely perfect, low 80s, blue skies, little white puffy clouds floating aimlessly by. The kind of day not often seen in late August in my neck-of-the-woods. I didn't see another golfer in front of or behind me for the majority of the round. No one pushing you from behind or slowing you down in front. I played three balls per hole and really had a chance to work on my game (which admittedly isn't very good....lol!) One ball I played straight up for my official score and the other two gave me the chance to try some different clubs and shots out. I shot my best score of the year and life was good. To top off a near perfect day, I found a $20 bill on the cart path with no one in sight...what a day.
I got home completely relaxed and thinking about what a great day it had been and settled down to knocking out the report. Granted, perfection does have a price and the report is fairly involved. As I sat in my comfy recliner working on the extensive narratives, I noticed I kept itching my legs. At first, I didn't think much of it, but eventually, the proverbial light bulb went off -- BUGS!!! I looked very closely at my legs for ticks and didn't see anything. In fact, nothing looked out of the ordinary, so I sat back down to continue my report. After a few more times scratching itchy legs I remembered another bug that you can't see with the naked eye -- CHIGGERS. I immediately broke out into a cold sweat as I pondered my situation. Flashbacks of my last chigger encounter three years ago consumed my thoughts. I jumped up out of my comfy recliner and nearly sprinted to the shower leaving a trail of clothing in my wake. A long hot shower later with lots of scrubbing and I felt all was good. I thought I caught them early and all would be fine. Ha ha ha, wishful thinking by my now doomed soul.
I went back to my writing chair and finished my report.
The next day I awoke to a familiar itching around my ankles. I bolted upright and surveyed my situation. Small red bumps by the hundreds -- maybe thousands had appeared from my neck down. Back to the shower for another round of scrubbing to get rid of any that had eluded me the night before...all to no avail.
Over the next day or two, the bumps turned into blisters (some as large as golf balls around my ankles where I made a mistake of getting a lot of sun the next day. My flawed thinking was that maybe the sun would help heal them -- it doesn't and makes them much worse for anyone wondering. Some of these pure evil microscopic critters found their way to between my toes, biting there causing swelling and blisters. My ankles swelled up to the point where I could hardly put a shoe on. I discovered bites in areas that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Actually, maybe on my worst enemy would be fine...lol!
Then came the itching. 24/7 itching that at first I was able to use will-power to avoid. As strong-willed as I am generally, I caved and began scratching and scratching and scratching. It felt soooo good to scratch, but only for a moment then the moment's gone (song reference intentional).
So here I sit, looking like something out of a leper colony, or fire burn victim, or maybe someone with a highly contagious form of a not yet discovered malady. You could take pictures of my body, show it to teenagers, and tell them this is what happens when you have pre-marital sex and we would have the first celibate generation in the history of mankind!!! One look and sex of all types would cease immediately...lol!
My wife won't let me leave the house without pants and a long-sleeve shirt on. I heard her muttering something about not signing up for this nonsense as I hobbled up the stairs.
There's no moral to my rambling story here, no pearls of wisdom to take away from my misfortune, no sympathy sought or desired. Just a thought about how quickly life can go from near perfection one minute, to severe discomfort overnight. From being on top of the world, to being the buffet for a nest of hungry, evil chiggers. The one analogy that keeps coming to mind is "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!" Truer words were never spoken and I will never golf in the Summer again without applying liberal doses of insect repellent at least from the waist down.
Whoever said that mystery shopping isn't hazardous duty......
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl -- year after year..."