T-shirt slogans I wish I could wear to a shop

@LisaSTL wrote:

I cannot fathom anyone in the 1 or 1/2 percent bothering to explain themselves to a valet and neither should we

@PuaM wrote:

Tell them you are writing it off as a business expense. Minimum-wage workers just love to hear how the top 1/2-percent live :-)

Did my first valet shop last month. I want more! I was worried about explaining myself. The only thing my valet guy was worried about was how long I needed the car parked. They put them in different areas according to time parked and how long it will take to run and grab the vehicle when we pick it up.

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning; the devil shudders...And yells OH #%*+! SHE'S AWAKE!

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Just be careful, I had a valet attendant do some damage to my brand new car a few years back. I got footage of their own video surveillance where going in it wasn't damaged, then poof, when I got it back it was damaged. They then completed a vehicle survey that said it was damaged coming in, and couldn't explain why it was intact on the video shots. I was all ready to pursue it with them to get it fixed, then my mom borrowed my car a week or so later and did even more damage. LOL

My point is, it would behoove you (see what I did there?

to check your car with them before AND after cuz once you drive off, it's no longer their problem.

@PuaM wrote:

@chigirl777 wrote:

"Yes, I realize you have a self-park garage 10 feet away, but I just really really really want to pay 4 times as much to valet park my car."
Tell them you are writing it off as a business expense. Minimum-wage workers just love to hear how the top 1/2-percent live :-)

It's good to always have a cover story prepared; however, I don't tell them anything unless asked an open-ended question. But if they ask if I'm checking in, or whatever, I just say "no." Nobody ever presses further.

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Tell me your height, weight, build, scars, tats, eye color, hair dye number. Your bosses want to know.

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not to be rude but are you a man or woman

Shopping Western NY, Northeast and Central PA, and parts of Ohio and West Virginia. Have car will travel anywhere if the monies right.

"You there in that vest, stop running away!"

@BuffaloNY101 wrote:

not to be rude but are you a man or woman

*spitlaugh*

Now scheduling travel shops for the day after Christmas through mid-January.

@chigirl777 wrote:

Just be careful, I had a valet attendant do some damage to my brand new car a few years back. I got footage of their own video surveillance where going in it wasn't damaged, then poof, when I got it back it was damaged. They then completed a vehicle survey that said it was damaged coming in, and couldn't explain why it was intact on the video shots. I was all ready to pursue it with them to get it fixed, then my mom borrowed my car a week or so later and did even more damage. LOL

My point is, it would behoove you (see what I did there? to check your car with them before AND after cuz once you drive off, it's no longer their problem.

I don't think that I could ever do a parking shop because I hate it when people drive my car. I'm short they always have to move the seat and it's hard to get it in the right position again. Plus that I just hate it when people drive my car

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@ShopSouthTexas wrote:

"I don't care that the extra large pizza is $3 cheaper, or I can get double the toppings for the same price. I want to pay more for less!"

On shops like this I tell the scheduler BEFORE I perform the shop, "You may as well have me glue a note to my forehead,"I am the Mystery shopper!".
The scheduler usually gets back to the client and I get an E-mail with new guidelines.and a thank you for pointing out the issue.
Schedulers do not always read the guidelines before they send you out and can not figure out why the shoppers they send out are being revealed voiding the shops.
I would not hesitate to help the scheduler avoid the extra effort to reschedule the shop.
That goes for sending me out to a drug store on a competitor shop to get prices in a neighborhood where shoplifting occurs frequently.The tee shirt: "I am not a shoplifter, I am a mystery shopper for your competitor and was just reading labels?"

"You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps."

In flashing neon lights!! I forget so many times and then I have to go back in and buy something else cutting into the small amount I'm already getting paid for.
Hey how about a device that we attatch to our purse , phone, jacket, etc that won't let us leave the store without pushing it saying we got the receipt! LOL!!!

I laughed out loud on this one!! I always feel so bad going into those stores and getting the salesperson so involved for quite awhile and then have to say I don't know I'll think about it. Then walk away and buy a bottle of lemonade.

Those are the times I'm grateful that my daughter came with me.

I always say when something that happens " You picked the wrong day to do that!"

@BuffaloNY101 wrote:

not to be rude but are you a man or woman

Yesssss!!! I did a grocery shop the other day and SWORE I was talking to a guy and looked at the name tag and it said Tiffany. Err... Ummm... Female?

@dishopper wrote:

I laughed out loud on this one!! I always feel so bad going into those stores and getting the salesperson so involved for quite awhile and then have to say I don't know I'll think about it. Then walk away and buy a bottle of lemonade.

"But yeah, that $3,000.00 refrigerator looks like just what I need."

"But yeah, that $3,000.00 refrigerator looks like just what I need."[/quote]

Reminds of that one comedian's stand-up routine...can't remember his name..."This box will keep your food cold for $800....and THIS box will keep your food cold for $1200...."

Maybe a new thread for some of these non T-shirt slogan topics? Some good thoughts here, but they would fill up the front, sides and back of a T-shirt.

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@PasswordNotFound wrote:

Had one earlier this week that was "FNG"

I had one at a grocery store that was "Daddy" and another was "Chris" with a skull and crossbones symbol both before and after.

@Bubbabubba wrote:

This thread is fully out of control
Can't blame this one on Alzheimers !

Mystery Shoppers Work for 5 Guys Peanuts

Let's say this is the last slogan on the subject.

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Why the concern about the length of the thread? There is some funny stuff here.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
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@LisaSTL wrote:

Why the concern about the length of the thread? There is some funny stuff here.

Agreed. There are some slogans that would make Stephen Colbert's writers jealous. It is the off-topic comments that should be in a separate string or two. They get buried in a posting on t-shirt slogans. Heck, if the string were 10 pages long and full of T-shirt slogans, that would make everyone happy. There are many great contributions here.

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A thread staying on topic here just ain't gonna happen

@LisaSTL wrote:

A thread staying on topic here just ain't gonna happen

I'm surprised it lasted this long!

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