Things That Sound Dirty, But Are Not
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Kum & Go (a 24 hour convenience chain)
Kumon (An after school child math and reading learning center)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/25/2014 02:01PM by eveb.
Kumon (An after school child math and reading learning center)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/25/2014 02:01PM by eveb.
Not exactly what you are looking for, but... when I first saw a Kinko's, I thought they sold "kinky" things like handcuffs, lingerie, lotions, etc. I thought it was an "adult" toy store. Then I went in and it was copies, faxes (it was 1989) and printing. I had a good laugh.
I work for a gas company and we have a lot of dirty-word supplies, such as nipples and cocks.
The cocktail known as Sex on the Beach
In Mixed Martial Arts:
1) Grind and Pound
2) Mounting the opponent
1) Grind and Pound
2) Mounting the opponent
Shopping across Indiana but mostly around Indianapolis.
Asking the clerk at the electronics store:
Do you have one with a female opening because I already have the male part.
Do you have one with a female opening because I already have the male part.
Lemondrop's Top 15 Words That Sound Dirty (But Aren't)
1. ramrod : He shoved his ramrod up the barrel of the rifle.
2. angina : The boy's mother was diagnosed with acute angina.
3. masticate : I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour last night.
4. coccyx : My coccyx was extremely sore after a long sitting.
5. philatelist : Our mailman is an enthusiastic philatelist.
6. fallacious : Who knew the girl was so often fallacious?
7. Uranus : Uranus is bigger than Earth.
8. organism : He was unsure what the female organism looked like.
9. pianist : The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start playing the organ.
10. rectory : The priest spent a lot of his time training boys in the rectory.
11.abreast : He liked to keep himself abreast of developing situations.
12. cockles : She broke his heart, right down to the cockles.
13. seamen : The shipwrecked sailors became so ravenous they were forced to eat their fellow seamen.
14. titular : Barb Wire is a titular character.
15. penalize : The cheerleading squad had to be penalized for their racy photos.
1. ramrod : He shoved his ramrod up the barrel of the rifle.
2. angina : The boy's mother was diagnosed with acute angina.
3. masticate : I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour last night.
4. coccyx : My coccyx was extremely sore after a long sitting.
5. philatelist : Our mailman is an enthusiastic philatelist.
6. fallacious : Who knew the girl was so often fallacious?
7. Uranus : Uranus is bigger than Earth.
8. organism : He was unsure what the female organism looked like.
9. pianist : The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start playing the organ.
10. rectory : The priest spent a lot of his time training boys in the rectory.
11.abreast : He liked to keep himself abreast of developing situations.
12. cockles : She broke his heart, right down to the cockles.
13. seamen : The shipwrecked sailors became so ravenous they were forced to eat their fellow seamen.
14. titular : Barb Wire is a titular character.
15. penalize : The cheerleading squad had to be penalized for their racy photos.
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“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”
~ Jimi Hendrix
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ~ Mark Twain
“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” ~ J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”
~ Jimi Hendrix
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ~ Mark Twain
“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” ~ J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
I think the descriptions in this "article" are dirtier than the words themselves. And I don't want to hear from the "vulgar language police" so here is the link if you want to read them...
[voices.yahoo.com]
Shuttlecock
Ballcock
Cockeyed
Cumquat
Bangkok
Jactation
Titmouse
Bushmaster
Joystick
[voices.yahoo.com]
Shuttlecock
Ballcock
Cockeyed
Cumquat
Bangkok
Jactation
Titmouse
Bushmaster
Joystick
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“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”
~ Jimi Hendrix
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ~ Mark Twain
“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” ~ J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”
~ Jimi Hendrix
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ~ Mark Twain
“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” ~ J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Toilet seats!
"It's one of the cleanest things you'll run across in terms of micro-organisms," (Dr. Chuck Gerba) says. "It's our gold standard - there are not many things cleaner than a toilet seat when it comes to germs."
Apparently, phones, cutting boards, refrigerators, and dish towels are much, much dirtier.
- from "Is the toilet seat really the dirtiest place in the home?"
By Charlotte Pritchard
BBC News
"It's one of the cleanest things you'll run across in terms of micro-organisms," (Dr. Chuck Gerba) says. "It's our gold standard - there are not many things cleaner than a toilet seat when it comes to germs."
Apparently, phones, cutting boards, refrigerators, and dish towels are much, much dirtier.
- from "Is the toilet seat really the dirtiest place in the home?"
By Charlotte Pritchard
BBC News
Ugh. I always hate hearing stuff like that!
Anyone else remember listening to Dr. Dean Edell on the radio? I loved his show. He often got into the 'gross' and/or unusual health/medical stuff. But anyway, back in the day (and more recently, Dr. Oz said much the same thing) Dr. Dean talked about the benefit of using those wet toilet wipes. He said, paraphrasing, 'If you got poop on your fingers, would you just wipe it off with a dry tissue and call that good? No? So why would you think that's good for your butthole?' Then he excused himself for using the vernacular, and got off on a funny riff about a doctor simply using the term 'butthole'... but anyway.
I always figured, well, yeah, however... I don't eat, or pick my teeth or nose or eyes, or prepare food, or anything else like that, with my butthole, like I do with my fingers!
Anyone else remember listening to Dr. Dean Edell on the radio? I loved his show. He often got into the 'gross' and/or unusual health/medical stuff. But anyway, back in the day (and more recently, Dr. Oz said much the same thing) Dr. Dean talked about the benefit of using those wet toilet wipes. He said, paraphrasing, 'If you got poop on your fingers, would you just wipe it off with a dry tissue and call that good? No? So why would you think that's good for your butthole?' Then he excused himself for using the vernacular, and got off on a funny riff about a doctor simply using the term 'butthole'... but anyway.
I always figured, well, yeah, however... I don't eat, or pick my teeth or nose or eyes, or prepare food, or anything else like that, with my butthole, like I do with my fingers!
Practitioner of the Nerdly Arts.
I think bidets should be introduced to this country.
Fartkontrol.
Guess in Dennmark it means: speed check
(I saw it on Pinterest, so I don't claim responsibility for it being true)
Guess in Dennmark it means: speed check
(I saw it on Pinterest, so I don't claim responsibility for it being true)
So IMT, just wondering, does MrsIMTrashman think you are busy completing shop reports, when, in reality, you are fervently adding to the "Things That Sound Dirty" list?
Since you also live in FL, my lips are sealed as long as you swear you're really a trash man and your name is not Tim.
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Since you also live in FL, my lips are sealed as long as you swear you're really a trash man and your name is not Tim.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
When I first saw IMTrashman's name, I thought it was because he liked to write dirty, trashy or suggestive things. So he is my entry.
and when I was a kid, I thought the word "nuptials" sounded dirty.
and when I was a kid, I thought the word "nuptials" sounded dirty.
Crossbones
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Crossbones??
I must be a little slow.
I must be a little slow.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Benjamin Disraeli
Benjamin Disraeli
Wow! I can't believe that it took me this long to see this thread! Now you're talking my
language!
I always thought "breast stroke" was pretty funny. Anyone remember Les Nessman on "WKRP"? He reported on a swim meet and talked about breast stroking.
Anyway, we like to make up names that sound dirty. Like Phil McKracken.
And then there's my soft, warm, red beaver (scarf).......I have a whole Facebook group for that one.
language!
I always thought "breast stroke" was pretty funny. Anyone remember Les Nessman on "WKRP"? He reported on a swim meet and talked about breast stroking.
Anyway, we like to make up names that sound dirty. Like Phil McKracken.
And then there's my soft, warm, red beaver (scarf).......I have a whole Facebook group for that one.
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I'm "Sandi" in the Middle!
I'm "Sandi" in the Middle!
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