Of course I'm okay and the house wasn't quite that dirty
I considered telling everyone my time had been taken up by campaigning for Mayor of STL.
Fall in STL just tends to be a busy time. There were a couple of extra weeks of baseball, all the chores those of us who experience changes in seasons have to contend with (shut up Trashman) and business is booming. And having B chained up in the basement, but we won't discuss that
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.