I'm not a coffee drinker, never have been, but this could *almost* make me want to drink it. Hilarious!
MDAVISNOWELL Wrote:
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> Dream:
>
> I wake drop dead gorgeous in a luxurious bed in a
> huge bedroom with enormous seaside windows. Late
> morning sunlight peeps through gauzy curtains
> drifting in the breeze. A maid brings my
> breakfast, including china cup and saucer,
> sterling spoon, heaps of sugar, lots of real
> cream, and a carafe of hot coffee. I finish off
> the coffee and take my cereal out to the balcony
> overlooking the sea. I perch in my filmy
> nightgown on the banister with my naked hairless
> legs and bare feet with pedicured red toenails on
> the rail and lean back gently against the post.
> My long, thick, beautiful hair blows in the wind.
> I lift my face to the sun, close my eyes, and
> smile, displaying my straight, white teeth and
> full lips. I am such a knockout. Then I throw
> back my head slightly and eat my special K.
>
> So what are the rest of yall doing at breakfast?