Always happy to impart wisdom upon subjects of the realm.
I sat on my rump, dialed the phone a few times, spoke words to an unknown answering machine and documented attempts to get this fluffy headed target. Unlike other shops where I spoke words to incomprehensible boors for a paltry $4, I was paid handsomely for a bit of play acting and received $150.
I wish they'd let me do more but there's a rotation of a gazillion years.
Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain