Got a call that went something like this:
Me: Hello
MF: Hi, this is xxxx from MarketForce, I was calling to see if you could do a shop.
<pause>
Me: Which one??
MF: It's a [soupandsandwich] on 123 Suchandsuch Dr.
<pause>
Me: Um...WHEN?
MF: It's a dinner shop, either on suchandsuch date, or suchandsuch date or suchandsuch date.
<I'm thinking that I saw this one, and even though it's pretty close by I've come to the conclusion that shopping this particular restaurant isn't worth the very, very low pay>
Me: No, sorry, I can't do that shop.
MF: Well what CAN you do?
Me: Well I can do a lot of things, but I can't do this one.
MF: Well is it the days, the times?
<It's because the pay is dirt cheap>
Me: Well I've done a lot of shops over the last month but will have more limited availability over the next couple of weeks
<all true>
MF: <insert 10 seconds worth of cricket sounds here>
Me: Sorry I'm unable to help but thanks for calling.
MF <more crickets>
Me: Click
I'm sure I just added 50 points to whatever kill algorithm MF uses to cease MSC/IC relationships but that's OK. What isn't OK is having schedulers on staff with no people/salesmanship skills. This person was a complete dud. "Well, what CAN you do?" What kind of question is that? Hopefully my slightly sarcastic answer caused a bout of inflection in the scheduler, forcing them to think about their odd questions, lack of rapport building and "awkward silence as sales tactic" technique.
I've been lucky in my short time in this biz to work with decent and above schedulers, no duds until now. Guess it had to happen.