Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/16/2013 02:34AM by CAscotch.

"Technically the staff provided the correct greeting. However, he said it in a super creepy, drawn out way. It seriously sounded like an xxx film. His voice was drawn out and very (too) sensual. It made me so uncomfortable that I hung up the first time. When I called back the second time, it was the same."

I would say that's how you do it.


I wonder if he was ... uh... "alone" when you called?

"Although the staff member provided the proper greeting, it was done in an insincere manner. He used a theatrically inflected tone more suited for a 1-800-talk-to-a-special-friend type of business. It made me so uncomfortable that I hung up and tried placing the call again. Unfortunately, I encountered the same situation again."

Choice A:
"The employee provided the correct greeting with respect to what he said. However, he delivered the greeting in such a slow and lascivious manner that I ended my first call out of shock. When I called back a second time, the employee again uttered the correct greeting in the same, suggestive manner."

Choice B:
"A male member of the staff uttered the correct greeting, identified himself as 'Dick,' and gave the impression that he was sexy and he knew it."

Choice C:
"The employee provided the correct greeting with respect to what he said. However, he then sang the following:

Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up y'all ‘cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

Creepylicious definition
Make them boys go loco
They want my treasure
So they get their pleasures from my photo

You can see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons

Creepylicious
(So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious

I blow kisses
(Mwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be linin' down the block
Just to watch what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious
(It's hot, hot)
So delicious
(I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious
(They want a taste of what I got)
I'm Creepylicious
(T-t-tasty, tasty)

Creepylicious def-
Creepylicious def-
Creepylicious def-

Creepylicious definition
Make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Baby
(Hey Baby)

I'm the C to the R, E, E, the P, the Y
And can't no other dandy put it down like I

I'm Creepylicious
(So delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
Just workin' on my fitness

He's my witness
(Ooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be linin' down the block
Just to watch what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious
(It's hot, hot)
So delicious
(I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious
(They want a taste of what I got)
I'm Creepylicious
Hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey, get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste

Of my tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the
Hit it Creepy!

All the time I turn around brothas gather round
Always lookin' at me up and down, lookin' at my
(Uh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin' to round up drama
Little mama I don't wanna take your man

And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeatin' how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

‘Cause they say he delicious
(So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious

I blow kisses
(Mwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be linin' down the block
Just to watch what I got
Four, tres, two, uno

My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
Just workin' on my fitness
He's my witness
(Ooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be linin' down the block
Just to watch what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Creepylious, t-t-tasty, tasty

So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Creepylicious, t-t-t
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the
(Four, tres, two, uno)

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the
(Four, tres, two, uno)

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy you tasty
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the
(Four, tres, two, uno)

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the ..."

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2013 07:53AM by BusyBeeBuzzBuzzBuzz.

holy hopping Jesus on snowshoes............

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

To the last two posts.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/16/2013 02:34AM by CAscotch.

I nominate the Choice C ditty for inclusion in the next Mystery Shopper Magazine.
Anyone second..........

I second!

I want to hear the recorded single....I am sure it would be big hit!

I never knew Fergie did mystery shopping on the side

BusyBeeBuzzBuzzBuzz Wrote:
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> Choice B:
> "A male member of the staff uttered the correct
> greeting, identified himself as 'Dick,' and gave
> the impression that he was sexy and he knew it."

Too funny, Buzz! LOL!

What was he wearing? ; )


CAscotch Wrote:
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> I'm not really sure how to report this.
> Technically the staff provided the correct
> greeting. However, he said it in a super creepy,
> drawn out way. It seriously sounded like an xxx
> film. His voice was drawn out and very (too)
> sensual. It made me so uncomfortable that I hung
> up the first time. When I called back the second
> time, it was the same.
>
> How do I write this in a politically correct way?
> I need to include tone. If I was a real customer,
> this would be a total turn off.