Neighbor Saw Me Photographing Pizza

So now my neighbor really thinks I'm nuts. She sees me taking zillions of pictures of the chain pizza, "posed" every which way. Just for fun, I decided to ham it up, and started talking to the pizza as if it were a runway model. "That's it baby, love the camera, oh yeah, looking good, sexyyyy..."

I doubt she'll be coming to my house to borrow a cup of sugar any time soon!

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My kids started boycotting the upside down pieces.

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Michael C Wrote:
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> My kids started boycotting the upside down pieces.

I don't blame them, "Papa."
She's a nosy peeper! Those pizza shop photos must be perfect, and outdoor lighting works best with my phone camera.
Next time she peeps she might just get a glimpse of pepperoni!
I have to laugh because as shoppers we do all these things that just doesn't make sense. At my new job, i am always turning down happy hour and running out the door to go do shops. They think I am a devoted parent who is off to get the kids. If they only knew.
prettygul1 Wrote:
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> I have to laugh because as shoppers we do all
> these things that just doesn't make sense. At my
> new job, i am always turning down happy hour and
> running out the door to go do shops. They think I
> am a devoted parent who is off to get the kids.
> If they only knew.

Hey Pretty, How awkward would it be if you just happened to end up in the same place on a happy hour shop as your co-workers? That could create issues with being able to observe all details, paying the tab, etc. To make matters worse, what if Joe Bartender hooks up office skank Loosy Lucy with some free drinks!
The last few of these I've done I usually split the pizza with my mom. I would usually eat the slices used for the cut view myself especially when for whatever reason some of the toppings fell off.

And I really don't care who sees me photographing pizza and how weird they think I am.
I usually split those chain pizzas too. The half with the "flipped" slices goes in the trash. The other side goes in the...trash.
No offense to the chains, but I am loyal to my little independent Italian-owned neighborhood pizza shop.
IMTrashman Wrote:
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> > Next time she peeps she might just get a glimpse
> of pepperoni!

And if she does, I'll bet she'll be peeping even more to see if she can get a glimpse of even more! Um, pepperoni, that is....

I learn something new every day, but not everyday!
I've learned to never trust spell-check or my phone's auto-fill feature.
Trash--Maybe you're subconsciously transmitting to your neighbor, "Look at my pepperoni.....look at my pepperoni....."

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I'm "Sandi" in the Middle!
From what I've seen of Trashman, there is probably nothing subconscious about it.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
LisaSTL Wrote:
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> From what I've seen of Trashman, there is probably
> nothing subconscious about it.

Okay, now I'm picturing a guy who's drooling...

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I'm "Sandi" in the Middle!
If is heartening to know I could never offend youwinking smiley

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
SandiAigo Wrote:
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> Trash--Maybe you're subconsciously transmitting to
> your neighbor, "Look at my pepperoni.....look at
> my pepperoni....."

I think you are right. I keep sensing her vibes stating, "I have a deep dish." If you met my neighbor, you too would know that is no place to put pepperoni.
LisaSTL Wrote:
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> If is heartening to know I could never offend
> youwinking smiley

Glad you have a heart on too!
Holy cow. Now you are even liking your own posts?! LMFAO

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
LisaSTL Wrote:
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> Holy cow. Now you are even liking your own posts?!
> LMFAO

Yes, but it was an accident (just like me!)
LOL! Oh, Trash! When I win the lottery, you're getting some soup!

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I'm "Sandi" in the Middle!
I've been doing some Caesars shops in neighborhoods where there are homeless people standing around. I let them know that if they will wait while I take some pictures, they can have the pizza and crazy bread. No one has said no yet. (Whispers a little prayer for protection in those neighborhoods!)

Today I Will Choose Joy!

"Finally, whatever things are good, true, noble, lovely, of good report...if there be any virtue, if there be any praise...think on these things." ....It's a command, not a suggestion!
SandiAigo Wrote:
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> LOL! Oh, Trash! When I win the lottery, you're
> getting some soup!

Lobster Bisque, I hope?
iblessyah Wrote:
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> I've been doing some Caesars shops in
> neighborhoods where there are homeless people
> standing around. I let them know that if they
> will wait while I take some pictures, they can
> have the pizza and crazy bread. No one has said
> no yet. (Whispers a little prayer for protection
> in those neighborhoods!)

Interesting and accurate observation Iblessyah. I too noticed that the Pizza Pizza places tend to be in economically depressed areas, or as some less than politically correct posters might say, "da 'hood." I of course would never stoop so low as to describe the neighborhoods in that manner.
We also share the practice of giving away the pizza pizzas to the homeless. All kidding aside ( an admittedly rare
situation for me!), I seem to do these shops in groups, usually keeping one pizza pizza and giving away several, plus all the Loco Bread and Loco Sauce. It is much easier to give the pizza pizzas away than those from that other large chain. Popi Juan shops require a shopper to take more photos than paparazzi at a catfight between Miley and Gaga.
Anyway, back to the subject of Loco Sauce, I am ready for some early holiday Loco Sauce of another kind. You know, like the type garnished with a celery stick in the glass? I am thankful to the Russians for creating that wonderful distilled spirit and for Mary, whoever that was, for lending her name to my Thanksgiving breakfast beverage of choice.
Cheers to all my fellow posters and their families.
(Ok, I am done rambling. This post was getting too nice and too mushy, which is quite a painful for IMT!)

Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 11/28/2013 03:13PM by IMTrashman.
Now, if you start applying "your" pepperoni to the pizza, this could be considered public fornication! smiling smiley

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/28/2013 08:00PM by SunnyDays2.
IMTrashman Wrote:
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> Unfortunately that would require me to order a
> small pizza.


Remember: It's not the size of the "wand".... it's the Magician! smiling smiley
Hey Trash, bet she would be thrilled if she sees you taking a picture of that mini blizzard. Have to do it in different angles.
It's freezing outside, so it would keep its safe for a while, I hope.
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