With an owl.
I'd just finished checking out the bathroom and was walking to my car when I noticed what I thought was a crumpled paper bag on the ground near the pumps. Then it moved.
I walked over and looked at it... little tiny owl. I looked up and noticed that the spot where it was, was right under the edge of the overhead canopy. I think they'd been roosting up there, and it had fallen.
I pulled pop-up cones from my car, placed around it so that it wouldn't get run over by someone pulling in to pump gas, went inside and alerted the attendant that there was what appeared to be an injured owl in the parking lot near the pumps, and it could get run over. I know, I know, don't be memorable, but... little tiny owl just sitting there.
Her answer was "Is it dead?" Me: "No, it's alive and may be injured. "
She then said that animal control wasn't available until tomorrow, so if it was still there in the morning, she'd make sure someone called animal control to take care of it.
I sat there for a few more minutes, couldn't come up with a good solution since she wasn't going to do anything, so... I brought it home with me. He's now hanging out in my music room and has wolfed down a lot of mealworms.
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