What word to use for "poop" in report?

If there was dog poop on the sidewalk of an apartment complex, how should I explain that in nice terms?
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dog excrement

dog's excretion (defecation)

Feces works for me but poop sounds good also.

canis stercore

Dog do

Time to build a bigger bridge.

Droppings or dung would work too

I think dog droppings is probably the "nicest" way to put it.

Time to build a bigger bridge.

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I say, go for it. Use poop. Poop is a fact of life. If you say the word over and over and over again it won't seem so strange.

Kim

We are supposed to be "professional". That said, I think either "dog droppings" or "dog excrement" would be the preferred choices.

You could also say, "There was evidence someone had not picked up after their dog."

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@James Bond 007.5 wrote:

We are supposed to be "professional". That said, I think either "dog droppings" or "dog excrement" would be the preferred choices.

Kim

@kimmiemae wrote:

I say, go for it. Use poop. Poop is a fact of life. If you say the word over and over and over again it won't seem so strange.

Actually, if you say the word over and over it again, it starts to sound quite hysterical.
No, really, go ahead and try it...
Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop.
See! You're smiling already.

feces

I like that! That's a very subtle way to describe an unfortunate situation

@cm wrote:

You could also say, "There was evidence someone had not picked up after their dog."

Oh! How about brown snow?

@cirmi2000 wrote:

Oh! How about brown snow?

Brown, lumpy snow.

Dog waste? Stool? Defecation? Number two? BM? Fecal matter? Dropped a deuce? Dog @#$%&? Dung? Crap?

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Dog S---

There was some smelly crap on the sidewalk. I stepped in it and put the expense for a shoe cleaning in the extra expenses box on the report.

Someone had not properly curbed their pet.

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Time to build a bigger bridge.

Reading this has brightened my snow-filled evening...Laughing..

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Chocolate doughnut?

Too funny. I need a term for it for my job today. Uuughhh.

crap, poop, shite, BM, defecation, discharge, dung, excrement, excretion, fecal matter, feces, feculence, deuce
manure, number two, stool, waste, dookie, scheisse, poo poo

I could go on, but I might offend some people here.

This is a deep subject.

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