Could be a fun thread to play with, pammie, but I'm with risinghorizon on wanting the client to have to do the shops. Like thoroughly evaluating a small convenience store in 45 seconds but then trying to inconspicuously spend another 7:15 just so you can be there for a minimum of 8:00.
Or asking for a receipt for a pack of gum and watching how the CSR's nametag magically appears.
Or witnessing the 180 degree transformation in attitude from surly to syrupy that is initiated in a CSR when you ask the same product knowledge evaluation question that you and another shopper have been taking turns asking every other month for 14 months in a row.
Heck, I'd would simply like to see the client higher-up muckety-mucks just try to find their own locations using the addresses that they themselves have provided to the MSC!