HA! I had a customer a few months ago leave because he thought something was wrong with the gas.
Customer: Why are you taking pictures? Is there something wrong with the gas???
Me: No. It's just an audit of the store. Doesn't have anything to do with the gas at all.
Customer: Are you sure? I'm worried about the gas now.
Me: Seriously, nothing to do with the gas. I'm just taking pictures to make sure all of their branding is correct
Customer: Nah, I'm not buying gas here, I'm going somewhere else
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind