Sounds like your ready to go to H&R Block and get fleeced with a rapid refund card. They have new balloons this year and a contest where you are entered to win $1,000 in a nationwide contest.
It's funny how they will have 4-5 boxes of those rapid refund cards at the location in the poor area of town. I visited a location in the posh area of town and they had 1/2 a box of last years cards still and only one box of cards for this year.