I think the current report I've been banging my head against a wall for a day and a half now may take the cake; it's a fine dining restaurant review which my girlfriend used as an excuse to break up with me during. Suffice to say my notes are not particularly well organized and I cannot precisely use my bouts of inconsolable sobbing as time stamps (though the wine service was very timely, and very necessary.)
Condolences. Certainly a shop you would like not to remember now or ever. Just 'get 'er dun' and move on from everything associated with the shop. I certainly would not even attempt to top your misery for 'worst shop'.
If ever we had a contest, you would be the unfortunate winner.
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That sucks. Poor timing on her part. It's funny that this thread came up. I just finished writing a casino report involving 13 different interactions. My head is spinning and I'm exhausted. At least the food was good, but I lost at the slots and tables.
I'm sorry this happened. What an awful time to break up.
I think if this happened to me, I would try to reschedule the shop if at all possible. The report won't be up to snuff with all that emotion. Plus, the timings and service could be off if a server was trying to give you two some space.