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February 16, 2017 02:36AM
Mystery Shopping - "Where everything is made up, and the points don't matter."
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February 16, 2017 02:37AM
Where you can be five different people in one day, and get paid for it.
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February 16, 2017 03:33AM
Where you can go into a restaurant and order four courses one week only to go in the next week and not even want to pay for valet let alone a salad or dessert because it's on your own dime!

Doing what I can to enhance the life of my family! I LOVE what I do smiling smiley
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February 16, 2017 04:44AM
Where you can repeatedly "think about" opening an account for several years at your local financial institution. grinning smiley
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February 16, 2017 05:19AM
Where you can be shopping for a new high end BMW in the morning and a used Toyota in the afternoon.

Shopping Western NY, Northeast and Central PA, and parts of Ohio and West Virginia. Have car will travel anywhere if the monies right.
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February 16, 2017 07:06PM
@BuffaloNY101 wrote:

Where you can be shopping for a new high end BMW in the morning and a used Toyota in the afternoon.

HA! Good one. And wear the same clothes? smiling smiley
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February 16, 2017 07:15PM
Where you choose to eat double cheeseburgers at sonic for lunch every day of your life! lol.
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February 16, 2017 07:29PM
@jlovesnyc wrote:

Where you choose to eat double cheeseburgers at sonic for lunch every day of your life! lol.

Ha yes and find creative ways of giving them away to people. smiling smiley
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February 17, 2017 12:08AM
Where you can't touch your food until you take pictures of every single item on the table, to include your guest's meal and sides. (Try that on a party of 3, 4, or even 6. It was rather odd but totally worth it!)

** I know some people do this on social media, but it's not my thing.

Doing what I can to enhance the life of my family! I LOVE what I do smiling smiley


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/18/2017 04:39AM by ShopSouthTexas.
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February 17, 2017 03:09AM
Where you get your car washed in the rain or snow.
I have done both.

Shopping Western NY, Northeast and Central PA, and parts of Ohio and West Virginia. Have car will travel anywhere if the monies right.
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February 17, 2017 03:14AM
Where you hope they remember to put all items you ordered on your receipt! winking smiley

Doing what I can to enhance the life of my family! I LOVE what I do smiling smiley
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February 17, 2017 03:24AM
Where your neighbors and coworkers love you for all the free pizza and sometimes even bread sticks.
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February 17, 2017 04:22AM
When someone asks if you're Mr Griffin and you reply "all day long"........and you're lying.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
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February 17, 2017 05:03AM
Where you can be 19 at 8am and 36 at 4pm. But you're an alcoholic and a smoker all hours between if the pay is right winking smiley

MegglesKat
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February 17, 2017 09:51AM
Trying to stretch out your visit for 30 minutes when the food ordering process took only 5 minutes and you're a fast eater.
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February 17, 2017 05:50PM
Where you know more about the benefits of an account then the banker but act dumb.
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February 18, 2017 05:34AM
When you spend 40 dollars for breakfast but spend seven dollars for dinner. Which was the shop? LOL
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February 18, 2017 05:47AM
@pegleg2000 wrote:

Where you know more about the benefits of an account then the banker but act dumb.

And trying not to prompt them with a straight face. smiling smiley
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February 18, 2017 05:48AM
Where you try not to speed when your store closes in 45 minutes.

Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 02/18/2017 05:52AM by sbobgal.
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February 18, 2017 05:59AM
@pegleg2000 wrote:

Where you know more about the benefits of an account then the banker but act dumb.

This one kills me with cell phones. I know a good amount about the smartphones out there, I follow Apple most closely, and I have a good handle on plans as well. I also know pretty precisely how much data I use per month which fits great into that wishy washy in-between-plans (1.5GB, in case you were wondering).

Where you live off your internet, and printer/scanner quite a bit too.
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February 18, 2017 12:07PM
When you get on a 10 out of 10 scoring spree for doing everything just the way they wanted you to do. YAY!!!!!!
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February 19, 2017 01:20AM
And the day when you are so busy you just have to wing it and you still got a 10 -
Phewwwww! smiling smiley
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February 19, 2017 02:43AM
Where you get a 9/10 for doing everything right with no explanation!

Doing what I can to enhance the life of my family! I LOVE what I do smiling smiley
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February 19, 2017 04:01AM
Where you're the only customer, ever, to grab your receipt, scan it over with wild eyes, holding it an inch and a half from your face, panting and drooling and say "Oh, thank God" very loudly because the timeline ends at 9pm and it says 8:59:59pm.
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February 20, 2017 03:44AM
When you never leave home without your camera or black marker and always have a box ready to ship in your trunk just in case a job gets assigned for after work when you are at your day job.
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