Multiple Personalities

@ChrisCooper wrote:

oh...my attempts at humor always fall flat!
Hey now! No need to bring my bust size into this! tongue sticking out smiley


@ChrisCooper wrote:

My previous comment was meant in jest, but it came across as mean. Sorry. I appreciate the humor in others' comments, but I cannot compete.
You can borrow my "sense of humor disclaimer" anytime you want.

@ChrisCooper wrote:

If you saw me irl, you would say "pointdexter" or in my case "pointdextress." I'll settle for hitting the "like" button.
Embrace your inner and outer Poindexteress!

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@ChrisCooper wrote:

Look at what we be missing if everyone was stifled from expressing their humor. There are very witty people in the forum, and it makes reading the forum enjoyable.
Do you mean that you enjoy reading wit, humor and sarcasm over a whole thread dedicated to negativity? Are you insane?

Please apply the :"Humor Disclaimer" here.
That makes for a buttload of SBDs. Literally.

@bgriffin wrote:

Well I *am* slightly lactose intolerant.
For me it stops everything up. :/

I know. TMI.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
Okay well since we are on that subject...stopping things up with a backwind can be pretty horrible...especially for those around you.
@ChrisCooper wrote:

Look at what we be missing if everyone was stifled from expressing their humor. There are very witty people in the forum, and it makes reading the forum enjoyable.

OP, I did understand that you were referring to contradictory guidelines from each MSC because I had just written a report and had to look up if this was a report required Name vs They vs Job Title vs Him/Her. So, I got it at first, but then wasn't sure by the end. If you're being lighthearted, use emoticons to help us understand your tone, otherwise the tendency is to take posts at face value.

There's no need to stop posting. So,one post didn't hit a bulls eye. So what? "winking smiley Don't stop. Write more.

Thank you for not being snarky nor personal nor pretentious. Your response to my post is much appreciated as it gives me some specific and objective feedback, rather than some middle school response. My post was exactly that, a list of contradictory guidelines, with some humor thrown it. It's clear, after 19 years, that I would know why and when children, for example, would be or would not be allowed on a shop. That was just one example of all the nuances of the various guidelines thrown our way. Hence, why the title, "Multiple personalities." And, I do not hide behind a "screen name" as some do. I think about what my words will mean to someone reading them, and that's why I do not post snarky comments in response to other's posts. I'm not paranoid, as I've actually had two males approach me with much aggression and asked why I was taking pictures - I was using my good camera, not my cell phone...with a zoom lens, because the company wanted detailed pictures not obtainable with a simple cell phone. One drove after me as I left the premises. I was by myself in an unsightly neighborhood. That's not paranoia, that's the reality. And, yet, the company wanted me to go BACK and take even more pictures at night. Even if it were a list of grievances, there is no need for some of the snide comments made. No back peddling - just clarification on my part b/c it was clear some wanted to toss around negativity, and I'm just not down with personal attacks right now. Those comments are the types of remarks that make people leery of posting (re: the negativity post). Just as some did not get my "jokes", I did not get yours, because I don't think they were jokes...they were futile attempts at trying to lift yourself up at the expense of putting someone down. Continue to throw up, diagnose my posts, and have a good chuckle. As we say in the south, "Bless your hearts."

And just like dust, I will rise.
I'm a Google guide and it's not unusual for me to stop and take photos of various businesses in an effort to update Google Maps. If someone were to ask me what I was doing, I would just tell them that. If I wasn't on a shop, I probably would be doing that just because I earn free storage space and other perks with Google.

@taraklunkler wrote:

Yes in some rural areas it is very suspect taking photos across the street...and there literally is NO across the street....
Look like we have another Southern "bless your heart" forum member. Most of us know what "bless your heart" really means.
I'm from the south, I won't repeat in polite company what "bless your heart" means.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
I want to point out that many people in the forum post the way that they would address someone in person, with a blunt truthfullness...not hiding behind a screenname as you suggested. I rather appreciate blunt honesty than having someone skirt around an issue and not tell me the truth. There are so many people in life who tell you one thing to your face and another thing to others behind your back that I find the honesty in this forum refreshing.
bgriff, I am from NW Florida (AKA LA--lower Alabama). I know full and well what "Bless your heart" really means. I spent several years as a child going to a Baptist Church and listeninng to those hypocritical church ladies use that term. Talk about snarky.
@bgriffin wrote:

I'm from the south, I won't repeat in polite company what "bless your heart" means.
Would you say it is snarky, negative, rude or whatever adjective you would like to interject?
@PaulinMI wrote:

"Bless you heart" = "Go to Hell"
Oh no! My virgin ears. Well, virgin eyes since I am reading. not listening.
"Oh, bless her heart, look at that dress she's wearing. She doesn't realize it makes her look like a spotted cow." Snicker snicker. And many, many, more. Basically there are so many ways you can use that phrase to insult someone, either directly to their face or in a snide comment to another, that it's just beyond rude.
@PaulinMI wrote:

Oh my goodness! I believe I'm getting the vapors! LOL!
Is that a hot flash or something menopausal?
No, I think that women in the South got the vapors in the 1800s for wearing 3 petticoats, stays, a corset that made their 25 inch waists into 18 inch waists, and don't forget the pantiloons...in 100 degree weather.
@Sybil2 wrote:

@PaulinMI wrote:

Oh my goodness! I believe I'm getting the vapors! LOL!
Is that a hot flash or something menopausal?

Probably

proudly shopping in the D.
@Sybil2 wrote:

rude

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
@bgriffin wrote:

@Sybil2 wrote:

rude
To clarify, that is bgriffin's answer to my question from a previous post. See below.

@Sybil2 wrote:

@bgriffin wrote:

I'm from the south, I won't repeat in polite company what "bless your heart" means.
Would you say it is snarky, negative, rude or whatever adjective you would like to interject?
Bless your heart has multiple meanings, and only the snarky would take it as such...good day.

And just like dust, I will rise.
Do you drive the Google car with the funky satellite antenna?

@TechSavvy wrote:

I'm a Google guide and it's not unusual for me to stop and take photos of various businesses in an effort to update Google Maps. If someone were to ask me what I was doing, I would just tell them that. If I wasn't on a shop, I probably would be doing that just because I earn free storage space and other perks with Google.

@taraklunkler wrote:

Yes in some rural areas it is very suspect taking photos across the street...and there literally is NO across the street....

"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton
@taraklunkler wrote:

Bless your heart has multiple meanings, and only the snarky would take it as such...good day.

It may have multiple meanings, but the meaning was interpreted correctly in the way you used it in your post. For you to try to twist it into something different in your latter post doesn't change your intended meaning in the former.
@JASFLALMT wrote:

@taraklunkler wrote:

Bless your heart has multiple meanings, and only the snarky would take it as such...good day.

It may have multiple meanings, but the meaning was interpreted correctly in the way you used it in your post. For you to try to twist it into something different in your latter post doesn't change your intended meaning in the former.
Couldn't the same exact thing be said about the OP's original post that she has since deleted? Backpedaling once again.
Yes, one of my stepchildren was notorious for always trying to twist her words and actions into something different when she was a child. Thankfully she grew out of it as an adult. In this case it's words...own them or apologize, but don't try to twist them into something different when everyone can clearly read their meaning.
For the love of god, people, let it go. Y'all are like a dog with a bone. Welcome to the forum Tara. Like everywhere there are all kinds of people here. Just go with the flow.
@CoffeeQueen, did you read the first post in this thread before the OP deleted it? The OP is not new to the forum. She has been a forum member for 2 years and she says that she has been a mystery shopper for 19 years.
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