Geeze, JAS! You're like a high-roller at a casino.
May both of your feet hit the ground runnin' and may you get correct orders, offers of assistance, provisions of pleasant greetings and closings, great explanations of plans and services, all of the ingredients you ordered, burgers smashed only once, walked to the door by AT&T, asked if you want your famous feet measured, hazmat rejections, flags-a-flyin', answered within 3 rings calls, not let back into your room without a key or I.D., offered different sizes when in the dressing room, assisted within 3 minutes and no cars in front of the pumps!