A Little Fun -- The Lost Business Card

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Hey, business cards are great tools for cleaning off your windshield. I once had a shop where I had to use a napkin for my notes. Later in the day I picked up my grandaughter after school. She had a runny nose. You guessed it. I gave her the napkin to wipe her nose.
You're too funny! Try another business card one?

I lied. The one with George Clooney is the only true one there.
I am so tired I am beyond thinking straight. Went to the post office to mail off the invoice and proofs of visit including the business card. Then stopped by the drugstore to get sweetie's much needed pain meds prescription filled. Reached into my purse and pulled out . . . the invoice with business card attached. Instant panic. Nowhere in my purse was the prescription slip. Wretched thought--I've mailed the prescription to the MSP.

How does one explain to the Post Office that you just dropped an envelope through the slot addressed to XYZ that you need to recover? Bugs could probably answer that one. I hoped my relationship with the gal at the window over the years through my eBay career would be enough for her to trust me and help out if she legally could.

Fasten the seat belt, turn it on and get it in gear and suddenly spot the prescription on the floor. While it was being filled I went back to the post office not to retrieve an envelope but get another one to send the invoice and business card. Wonder what the heck I put in that first envelope? Was it maybe empty?
Now this is funny. This is what makes us human. Just think, if we did not make mistakes, we would have nothing to laugh about.
I'd rather do these funny one than sit and complain about the companies. We basically all have the same complaints, and this is more creative.
My son just reminded me of something I had tried to forget. I had a report that had to be faxed in. Every time I called the number the line was busy. I left the paperwork by the fax machine and went for coffee. When I returned I saw that my cat had puked all over the paperwork. Nice going. What a mess.
Sneakers, Too funny. My cat has done just that. When the copier goes on she sits on the floor in front of it and waits for the paper to come through. I now have to keep her out of the room whenever I have to make copies.
Ok SO here is the latest. This morning I was called to do a last minute demo. I rushed around getting ready and remembered I had the notorious fast food shop for breakfast. Yikes, I finish my shop and rush to work. Suddenly I get rear ended. Needless to say coffee went everywhere. I got out of my car to check the damage. No damage to car or body. Good thing. After talking with teenage boy that hit me I got back into my car. I find that the coffee drenched my receipts. At this point they cannot be saved. Now I have to re do this shop tomorrow. Yikes 2 days in a row.
I redid one of those because I forgot the receipt. What a waste of money.

How about all-purpose (non-chlorine ) bleach?
For sure. The idea of haveing to do it 2 days in a row , yuck. Bleach would have put me over the top.
New Year’s Eve, and I’m alone
Tis my choice to stay at home
Came here to giggle and to laugh
To be sure, it’s truths in half
Told by shoppers who tossed a bone!

What a fun read this was. Happy New Year to all!
Wonder where Mo is? Haven't see her in a while.

NY Eve, and I always choose to be at home, but not always alone. You're good company, Mert. Is Mert short for anything?

I really did lose my card at a gaming arcade, but it set off that mixture of tall tales and half-truths. Glad you liked it.Try "Why I missed my shop."
Still here. The holidays have been terribly hectic. Hopefully things will calm down soon. Have a wonderful new year. Mo
While evaluating the restroom I needed to use the facilities.It was to late when I discovered that not all customer supplies were stocked.
LOL.Hey. Hellbent, I sort-of know you from MSF, but are you male or female? I always have a heavy wad of tissues in one pocket, and a whole box in the car. Also a little bottle of hand sanitizer.
We should have recruited Jerry Seinfeld for this thread . . . Maybe George would have found the lost business card in the blowhole of the whale.

Happily shopping Rhode Island and nearby Massachusetts and Connecticut
Hellbent Wrote:
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> I am neither male nor female.
> I am a mystery shopper.
> I have no opinions.

I was thinking about the supplies in the restroom, not asking you top secret classified info. So be it.
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