When I was in Monaco, France I was walking along the Riviera looking for a Mom & Pop place for lunch. After 45 minutes and a beautiful view, I turned around and went back to the whatever across from the hotel, which was next door to the stadium. I smelled food, so I took the stairs 4 flights to follow the trail. It was an apartment. I went back downstairs and ended up in a bar full of rugby players. I asked for wine and a menu. Bar dude said, in pissed English, "What you want menu for? We don't serve food!" I drank my wine and went back to the hotel for dinner. I walked around the wrong way looking for the obscure entrance, and found a Mom & Pop restaurant called Les Oliviers. I had an amazing beef and cheese quiche that was made that morning, and a cru wine.
"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton