This morning’s happy fun time:
Me: would you mind turning on the outside lights?
Attendant: sure
... sounds of circuit breakers flipping on and off feverishly...
Attendant clearly has no idea how to turn the lights on.
Several customers can no longer pump gas.
Attendant is on the phone with owner.
Station is closed until owner can get there.
All I did was ask him to turn the lights on.
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Seriously, nobody cares that you're offended.