@ceasesmith wrote:
I hear a knock on the door. Cops. "Did you steal a Maseratti from XXXX Restaurant last night?"
Me: "Maserati? No, I drive a Mazda."
Cop: "Well, it's parked in your driveway."
Me: "Really?"...walks outside. "Well, it's the same color as my Mazda."
@ceasesmith wrote:
I hear a knock on the door. Cops. "Did you steal a Maseratti from XXXX Restaurant last night?"
Me: "Maserati? No, I drive a Mazda."
Cop: "Well, it's parked in your driveway."
Me: "Really?"...walks outside. "Well, it's the same color as my Mazda."