"Nothing more romantic than a TACO dinner!!"

Actual quote of a subject line of a received email yesterday.

The only hitch is that it's for the taco place that does not allow you to bring a guest along on the shop. So apparently the plan is to have a romantic dinner all by yourself.

I had always thought that a second person was an essential requirement for a romantic dinner. I guess they wait in the car during the taco shop portion of the evening.

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Burger King was advertising that if you were unattached you could come there and drop a photo of your ex in their basket on V day and get a free meal. So I would guess that romantic dinner where you toss your ex away might be some heavy competition with the romantic dinner at the taco place.
@sandyf wrote:

Burger King was advertising that if you were unattached you could come there and drop a photo of your ex in their basket on V day and get a free meal. So I would guess that romantic dinner where you toss your ex away might be some heavy competition with the romantic dinner at the taco place.

What? They didn't offer to char broil the photo? We get free meals all the time, we want flames!
@sandyf wrote:

Burger King was advertising that if you were unattached you could come there and drop a photo of your ex in their basket on V day and get a free meal. So I would guess that romantic dinner where you toss your ex away might be some heavy competition with the romantic dinner at the taco place.

...or it's a place for the significant other to have dinner WHILE I'm at the taco place.
Did you hear about the zoo that had a Valentine's promo where for $5 you could have cockroach named after your ex and fed to a zoo animal? For a little extra, you could name a rodent after your ex to be fed to a reptile.
Who needs a guest if you get the hard taco!?

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao-Tzu
@JASFLALMT wrote:

Did you hear about the zoo that had a Valentine's promo where for $5 you could have cockroach named after your ex and fed to a zoo animal? For a little extra, you could name a rodent after your ex to be fed to a reptile.

There's some symbolism there in the rodent ex being fed to a reptile. I think I feel a sonnet coming on.
I can have a romantic dinner all by myself. At home. Better that way, no disappointments to follow later!
@sestrahelena wrote:

I can have a romantic dinner all by myself. At home. Better that way, no disappointments to follow later!

OK, it's not a sonnet but it's not bad.
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