I'm acclimated to getting such offers via email, but not text message....
I received a text this morning offering me $23 - including a $10 bonus (or best offer!) to conduct a retail shop in Beverly Hills, CA TODAY. That's all fine and dandy, but the address is 1,123 miles from my front door.
I was *almost* feeling snarky enough to offer to do it tomorrow for $3000. (I figured I'd need a last-minute flight, hotel, rental car, and food.)
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