Her letter to me had the following hook:
Post-Security Bar Shop Honolulu Airport OAHU
I immediately knew not to open the letter if I did not have access, was not interested in a bar assignment and/or would not be in Hawaii. As my curiosity had been piqued, I tool a look at the contents, all of which were as concise as possible.
Noelle, my compliments on your outstanding brevity and keep up the great work.