Well it looks like neither of mine is going to happen. In one, the guy on the phone was willing to do the audit, but it turned out he works out of his home so I had to file the report saying the location is a residence.
In the second, the woman said she'd need to ask someone at the corporate level before OK'ing it. That just started the fun. It turns out that the address I was given was for an office that is only open by appointment, and unbeknownst to me the listed phone number automatically routed to a larger "main" office in another town. I didn't know this until I tried to confirm the address with the woman I was speaking to. She said she'd ask her superior to set it up so that someone could be at the appointment-only office on my planned date (2/15), and that she'd call me back promptly. Haven't heard back.
MSC told me that if I don't get a call-back by Monday (I'm pretty sure I won't), just file a report in intimate detail listing the office as a closed location.
Oh well, 6 bucks for 2 phone calls is 6 bucks I guess lol.