happy national mother goose day

may 1st is national mother goose day. what is your fav fairy tale?

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Oh geez. There is a little old lady where I live that dresses up as Mother Goose and tells stories to the kids at the library. She also does other appearances as Mother Goose and you can even hire "Mother Goose" for our kid's party and such. She's quite annoying and honestly nobody I know of knows her real name. Everyone just calls her Mother Goose. I have only seen her in two states. Drunk off her ass or dressed as Mother Goose.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind

How about drunk off her ass and dressed as Mother Goose?

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I've heard rumor that it has happened before and she had to be removed from the place lest the children see dunk Mother Goose but I've never actually witnessed it.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind

i bet MG can get down & dirty.

Well I mean there is that whole living in a shoe thing...

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind

I thought it was "Old Lady" that lives in a shoe. Now I have to google. Mother Goose was just about nursery rhymes.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/04/2017 08:48PM by sojo917.

I have a lot of favorite fairy tales....when I was a youngster, like maybe 10 years old, my older sister would give me a quarter and tell me a fairy tale if I would scratch her back!! She told me many a story back in the day....and I'd say she got off cheap! But I suppose one of my favorite stories, that I still can remember, is:
"The Twelve Dancing Princesses". Another favorite she used to tell me was: "One Eyes, Two Eyes and Three Eyes."

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