May the fourth be with you.
(Even though it's almost over and nobody else bothered to mention Star Wars Day and most of you will be reading this on the fifth and have no idea what this is all about.)
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.