Today I pulled into a gas station to fill up the tank. The parking lot was crowded and every pump was taken. I pulled behind a woman who was finishing up. She hangs up the hose, gets into her car and just sits there. I'm waiting. I see her pull out her cell phone and take selfie after selfie using a Snapchat filter (the one that makes you look like you have flowers in your hair). She literally sat in her car, parked at the pump, and took selfies at various angles. I finally got disgusted, pulled over to another pump, and by the time I finished, I looked over and she was still parked at the pump taking selfies. She wasn't a teenager either...I'd guess she was around 35. Very strange.
I thought about honking at her, but her bumper sticker said, "If you play me like a fiddle, I'll beat you like a drum."