actually this list is personal preference as i berate any treat givers that have the nerve not to include any of #s 1-12
1. reese's peanut butter cup, large
2. mounds
3. reese's peanut butter cup, small
4. 3 musketeers
5. kit-kat
6. m&ms, peanut
7. hershey's crackel or nestle crunch
8. tootsie roll, large
9. almond joy
10. butterfinger
11. snickers
12. junior mints
13. a fistful of cake
14. being hit by a bus
15. candy corn (unless it's w/ jello shots but the cops would prolly arrive)
many people like candy corn, such as hobos, serial murderers, and satan. but candy corn is terrible. if you give it out to trick-or-treating children you belong in prison. if there is any justice in this broken world (if you're waiting for some kind of political diatribe, keep waiting cuz it ain't gonna happen), a demon is using whoever invented candy corn as a q-tip right now.
candy corn are deodorant-flavored earwax nuggets disguised as wee little warhead-shaped misery pellets.
feast not upon the candy corn. don't eat it, ever. on the 31st when all the good candy is gone and there's just a bunch of it at the bottom of the candy bowl and you're jonesing for a sugar fix. turn away!!!! squirt some mrs. butterworth into your mouth instead. that will be gross, too, but not as gross as candy corn.
candy corn is bad.
thank you.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/28/2017 08:15PM by parkcitybrian.