finally a definitive list of...halloween trick-or-treating treats, ranked (by me and accept no substitutes)...

actually this list is personal preference as i berate any treat givers that have the nerve not to include any of #s 1-12

1. reese's peanut butter cup, large

2. mounds

3. reese's peanut butter cup, small

4. 3 musketeers

5. kit-kat

6. m&ms, peanut

7. hershey's crackel or nestle crunch

8. tootsie roll, large

9. almond joy

10. butterfinger

11. snickers

12. junior mints

13. a fistful of cake

14. being hit by a bus

15. candy corn (unless it's w/ jello shots but the cops would prolly arrive)

many people like candy corn, such as hobos, serial murderers, and satan. but candy corn is terrible. if you give it out to trick-or-treating children you belong in prison. if there is any justice in this broken world (if you're waiting for some kind of political diatribe, keep waiting cuz it ain't gonna happen), a demon is using whoever invented candy corn as a q-tip right now.

candy corn are deodorant-flavored earwax nuggets disguised as wee little warhead-shaped misery pellets.

feast not upon the candy corn. don't eat it, ever. on the 31st when all the good candy is gone and there's just a bunch of it at the bottom of the candy bowl and you're jonesing for a sugar fix. turn away!!!! squirt some mrs. butterworth into your mouth instead. that will be gross, too, but not as gross as candy corn.

candy corn is bad.

thank you.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/28/2017 08:15PM by parkcitybrian.

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Hmmm...that list must be from a different year. Here's the right list smiling smiley
1. Ritter (any variety)
2. Clark Bar
3. 5th Avenue
4. Butterfinger
4. Krackel
5. Kit Kat
6. Dots
7. Nestle's Crunch
8. Smarties
9. Pay Day
10. Chunky
@ChrisCooper wrote:

Hmmm...that list must be from a different year. Here's the right list smiling smiley
1. Ritter (any variety)
2. Clark Bar
3. 5th Avenue
4. Butterfinger
4. Krackel
5. Kit Kat
6. Dots
7. Nestle's Crunch
8. Smarties
9. Pay Day
10. Chunky

hmmm...anyone who includes dots must be either a dentist (who needs the biz), married to a dentist (who needs the biz), has a son/daughter who's a dentist (who needs the biz), has a relative who's a dentist (who needs the biz) or has a close friend or any kind of friend who's a dentist (who needs the biz) cuz dots are aka..."several root canals waiting to happen".

and..."ritter"? wtf is that????????????????
LOL! Very funny analysis of the Dots. I'm not related to any dentists, but good teeth are a requirement if you're going to eat them. Here's Ritter [www.ritter-sport.de]

I forgot the Joyva Bar-chocolate covered raspberry jelly. That would actually be my second favorite candy, but they are hard to find in stores.
Ritter Sport is the best! I used to work for a large computer company that did the IT support for a large German company. The engineers liked to keep us happy and they found out I like chocolate. We had 4 or 5 a week over there and most of them would bring me back a few bars. I had more chocolate than I could possibly eat.

Talking tough is easy when it's other people's evil and you're judging what they do and don't believe.
He doesn't share his candy....do you Griff?

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping....
I give out batteries and condiment packets I've compiled throughout the year. The young ones get extremly pumped when they see a rare berry sauce from Arby's. The teal pumpkin kids get mashed potatoes. The older kids get a raw potato.
Here's my list (if anyone cares smiling smiley )

1. Dark chocolate anything but fruit filling
2-100 SEE ABOVE

What's done is done. An egg cracked cannot be cured.
There are 3 kinds of lies. Lies, Damn lies, and statistics.
Well, PCB got some of it right, other than the order is not quite correct, and candy corn. I ADORE candy corn. Not a huge fan of peanut M&Ms, they are meh, I like the other kinds much better. And Heath Bars or Skor should always be #1. Now what is satan-like are those weird peanut butter taffy things in the orange and black wrappers. I detest those. Those are EVIL nastiness, and I think everyone will agree on that. I would rather do #14. And #13 sounds kindof kinky. Now PCB, you are reaching a Dave Pi kind of status in the forum and you should "prolly" start liking your own posts.
Oh yea, and leave out the tootsie rolls. I would hate to see one of those floating in a pool...but wasn't that a Babe Ruth in Caddy Shack? They both look similar to a turd and the flavor isn't that great.
teriraia, I do. I wrote it in my post (2 posts above yours). I don't just like it, I love it! I haven't eaten it in probably 10-15 years, though. I tend to gravitate more to chocolate these days.
Favorite candy is dark chocolate peanut M@M's...but don't eat candy anymore.....sad smiley

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping....
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