Four Words to Ruin Thankgiving

Happy Thanksgiving shoppers! For fun, what 4 words would ruin the day? I'll start:

We don't serve booze.

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(Politician name) knows what's best.

Based in MD, near DC
Shopping from the Carolinas to New York
Have video cam; will travel

Poor customer service? Don't get mad; get video.


Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/22/2018 01:19PM by walesmaven.
My stove is broken.....
Turkey is not defrosted......

Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over....
Sorry I'm on Medifast.

(passes a salad plate with enough tofu and lettuce to serve twelve)

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bernard Williams
You're cleaning this up.

@Irene_L.A. wrote:

Who's cleaning this up?

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Can we leave yet ?

Based in MD, near DC
Shopping from the Carolinas to New York
Have video cam; will travel

Poor customer service? Don't get mad; get video.
Who cooked this crap?

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bernard Williams
That isn't ruining Thanksgiving. That's a beatdown.

@stormraven73 wrote:

The remote is broken.

The internet doesn't make you smart. It makes you good at regurgitation.
I shoud'n'a' ate thaaaaableeehhhh.....

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bernard Williams
No football today, sorry.

The internet doesn't make you smart. It makes you good at regurgitation.


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/23/2018 08:28PM by HonnyBrown.
William Rainford's my homie!

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bernard Williams
It's a free country ;/

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bernard Williams
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