Four Words to Ruin Thankgiving

Happy Thanksgiving shoppers! For fun, what 4 words would ruin the day? I'll start:

We don't serve booze.

"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton

Create an Account or Log In

Membership is free. Simply choose your username, type in your email address, and choose a password. You immediately get full access to the forum.

Already a member? Log In.

(Politician name) knows what's best.

Based in MD, near DC
Shopping from the Carolinas to New York
Have video cam; will travel

Poor customer service? Don't get mad; get video.


Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/22/2018 01:19PM by walesmaven.
"I burned the turkey"

Orlando - lightly shopping NC
Gluten free, vegan anything

"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton
We DO serve booze (my family are terrible drunks)
My stove is broken.....
Turkey is not defrosted......

Live consciously....
We forgot about dessert.

Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. Eleanor Roosevelt
Sorry I'm on Medifast.

(passes a salad plate with enough tofu and lettuce to serve twelve)

I just need some alternative facts. (Harley Carter)
Who's cleaning this up?

Live consciously....
You're cleaning this up.

@Irene_L.A. wrote:

Who's cleaning this up?

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Are they leaving yet?

Live consciously....
Can we leave yet ?

Based in MD, near DC
Shopping from the Carolinas to New York
Have video cam; will travel

Poor customer service? Don't get mad; get video.
Who cooked this crap?

I just need some alternative facts. (Harley Carter)
That isn't ruining Thanksgiving. That's a beatdown.

@stormraven73 wrote:

The remote is broken.

"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton
"Dinner is 450 calories."

@Niner wrote:

"Dinner is 4500 calories."
I shoud'n'a' ate thaaaaableeehhhh.....

I just need some alternative facts. (Harley Carter)
No football today, sorry.

"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/23/2018 08:28PM by HonnyBrown.
William Rainford's my homie!

I just need some alternative facts. (Harley Carter)
Please don't talk Politics

Live consciously....
It's a free country ;/

I just need some alternative facts. (Harley Carter)
Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.

Click here to login