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@nslinhar wrote:

Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

My favorite cartoon ever was a single pane, bedroom, a chicken and an egg are laying in the bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and the egg says "well I guess that answered that question."

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
Cake are square; pi are round. Silly of you to forget.

Based in MD, near DC
Shopping from the Carolinas to New York
Have video cam; will travel

Poor customer service? Don't get mad; get video.
Why do I keep returning to this thread to read it? It's always the first thread I open when I log on. You guys are too funny!

Shopping Arkansas, Louisiana, & Mississippi.
@guysmom wrote:

What are you doing the rest of your life?

Good one.

I've heard that bad pick up line at a bar more than once, unfortunately ????

Those question marks were supposed to be a puking emoji

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2019 04:44PM by nslinhar.
@nslinhar wrote:

@guysmom wrote:

What are you doing the rest of your life?

Good one.

I've heard that bad pick up line at a bar more than once, unfortunately ????
Actually, I was hearing Barbra Streisand singing that song in my head, so I just typed it in!
@panama18 wrote:

What is the meaning of this thread?

To show what a m-ron the OP is for starting a thread where he/she just wants to talk about themselves.

proudly shopping in the D.
@sestrahelena wrote:

What is the meaning of life?/quote]

[youtu.be]

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And
Always look on the bright side of life
(Come on)
Always look on the right side of life
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death
A just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of @#$%&
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
(C'mon Brian, cheer up)
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
(Worse things happen at sea you know)
Always look on the bright side of life
I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
You're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing
Always look on the right side of life
Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say
Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin (Always look on the right side of life)
There ya are, see
It's the end of the film
Incidentally this record's available in the foyer (Always look on the right side of life)
Some of us got to live as well, you know
(Always look on the right side of life)
Who do you think pays for all this rubbish
(Always look on the right side of life)
They're not gonna make their money back, you know
I told them, I said to him, Bernie, I said they'll never make their money back
(Always look on the right side of life)

proudly shopping in the D.
Is the glass half full or half empty??

Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over....
"Describe the sound a sheep makes when it explodes"

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bernard Williams
Will it ever snow here again?

@kimmiemae wrote:

When is it going to stop snowing here? sad smiley

Hard work builds character and homework is good for your soul.
I will gladly donate some snow to you.

@MFJohnston wrote:

Will it ever snow here again?

@kimmiemae wrote:

When is it going to stop snowing here? sad smiley

Kim
I'll take it - for about three or four good days. We haven't had a proper snow here in a couple of years and I miss it. We typically get one good snow a year (enough to cancel schools for about two days) plus a whopper every other year (enough to cancel schools for about a week), but we haven't had squat for for two or three years. I miss it. (No, I would not want what much of the country is getting right now - but that's why I live in Seattle and not....)

Hard work builds character and homework is good for your soul.
That is an old Carnac/Johnny Carson skit joke. Oh, to be old...


@kimmiemae wrote:

That's sick!!!

@Shop-et-al wrote:

"Describe the sound a sheep makes when it explodes"

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bernard Williams
Who knows what the nose knows....?

Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over....
@Shop-et-al wrote:

"Describe the sound a sheep makes when it explodes"


It goes kab-lamb. Ewe already know!

sestrahelena
@sestrahelena wrote:

@Shop-et-al wrote:

"Describe the sound a sheep makes when it explodes"


It goes kab-lamb. Ewe already know!

LOL! Johnny Carson would have loved that!

(According to Carnak the Magnificient, it was 'SIS BOOM BAH!' But don't tell anyone.)

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bernard Williams
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