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April 23, 2019 02:42AM
I apologize in advance...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo it could be done.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?
I'll tell you when one makes it.

Why did the gander cross the road?
To show the other two idiots how to send a truck into a ditch while crossing.
(That last one actually happened to a friend of mine, btw)
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April 25, 2019 12:01AM
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
Oh, Sheet!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.

Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife?
He needed his space.
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April 25, 2019 01:22PM
I saw this on Facebook this morning and felt it qualified.

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don'twork.

Edited to add another one,
I bet jellyfish are really sad there are no peanut butter fish

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/25/2019 01:30PM by eveb.
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