You know, that's where my mind went, too... the supposedly slimming undergarment was a secondary thought. Probably because I've never tried them, for fear if I put them on, that region of my body would be slimmer, but it would just smoosh all my fat above & below that region, thus making me look ridiculous. Heh.
Anyway. Since I have $h!t on the brain, given my "incident" on today's gas station audit...
up $h!t creek without a...
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