Ha! No, though maybe different people react to them differently. I always ask for a guy or the strongest girl, because I like a deeper massage.
Here are a few of the main types:
Swedish- Most common
Thai- It's pretty much yoga, but they're the ones stretching you.
Hot stone: Like Swedish, but involves hot stones. I've gone to Chinese places who've done it too.
Deep tissue- Excruciating, but healing, and you feel much better later. Athletes do these.
Chiropractic massage: My personal favorite.
Shiatsu- Japanese finger pressure massage. Doesn't do much for me.
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