"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." RIP Yogi.
Deja vu all over again has always been my absolute favorite and one I use often. If anyone ever visits St. Louis, his boyhood home is not only still here, it's still owned by family members who hope to one day turn it into a B and B.
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.