Awkward Moments: Ellis Style...

On an apartment tour for EPMS this afternoon, I was being led to the rooftop by a 28 year old divorcee when we stumbled into (almost literally), three young and comely young ladies sunning themselves on the rooftop... Two were wearing skimpy bikinis. The third's attire is best described as lingerie - they sort I believe better suited for bedroom use. I think the leasing agent was more embarrassed than the sunbathers.

In my report, as a proof of visit, I am supposed to note anything unusual that happened during the tour. I chose to not go into detail regarding the ladies' attire. (This might be normal for communities in Miami Beach, but it is certainly not normal in Seattle.)

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You could tastefully put that in the report. Mention the three rooftop sunbathers with no mention of the lingerie.

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What do women in Seattle wear to swim and sunbathe?

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These particular bikinis were especially short on fabric... Maybe I'm not looking closely enough, but such bikinis are not common here... And at under 70 degrees, they must have been more than a wee chilly.


@LisaSTL wrote:

What do women in Seattle wear to swim and sunbathe?

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Around here you wouldn't see a thong and rarely a Brazilian cut. My previous and current outdoor pools are part of health clubs so lots more small bikinis than I've seen at some public pools.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
@LisaSTL wrote:

What do women in Seattle wear to swim and sunbathe?

Maybe nothing, lol.
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