One of my shops today was the worst I've ever done. I'm pretty sure that the associate was on something. He disappeared in the back for almost seven minutes, telling me to lay on the three mattresses up front while he was gone, and I could use my phone to scan the QR code and take the assessment.
When he came back he asked if I was a secret shopper, then spent the rest of the visit spewing random facts about the company and it's promotions "to make sure he hit all the spots". Never did offer a base presentation until I was walking out the door. At one point he tried to touch my phone to wake it up (I guess to prove I was recording him?). I asked him for a written quote. He insisted on setting me up in the system, then asked me to type all my contact information in.
It was really tough summarizing all the awfulness in 500 characters.
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. Eleanor Roosevelt