1) Dye your hair blonde. No, I don't know why, but it is essential.
2) Be intelligent, but let him think he is always right.
3) Never complain. Unless it is something he can save you from, so he can pound his chest,
4) We are getting into less PG rated territory. Show cleavage. They think they are buying it. If it is fake, they will know.
5) Poor guys are better........... They don't think they have graced you enough with their presence,
It is 4:20 in the morning, and I was awakened by doing a shop report in my sleep. I was half way out of bed, going to look for a POV, when I realized I was dreaming. But my condo is on a lake, and I can hear the waterfall and smell the breeze, and I am sitting with the coolness against my skin. Who needs a guy?
Beth
Wannabe scheduler/editor