I did a Shell station in southern Indiana this weekend that had property to damage due to all the recent storm activity. The canopy was missing the capital S from the branding. From the interstate, all you could see was "hell".
I have laughed and laughed about the possibilities.
"Welcome to Hell. Can I help you?"
"How much gas to you want to add to the fire?"
"No, we don't put water in the windshield cleaner bucket."
"I'm sorry if the air hose caused your eye brows to get singed."
"So sorry. Your receipt burned up as soon as it printed!"
"Would you like something from the grill?"
"No, we don't need a microwave!"
"No, we no longer serve Polar Pops!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have laughed and laughed about the possibilities.
"Welcome to Hell. Can I help you?"
"How much gas to you want to add to the fire?"
"No, we don't put water in the windshield cleaner bucket."
"I'm sorry if the air hose caused your eye brows to get singed."
"So sorry. Your receipt burned up as soon as it printed!"
"Would you like something from the grill?"
"No, we don't need a microwave!"
"No, we no longer serve Polar Pops!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Today I Will Choose Joy!
"Finally, whatever things are good, true, noble, lovely, of good report...if there be any virtue, if there be any praise...think on these things." ....It's a command, not a suggestion!
"Finally, whatever things are good, true, noble, lovely, of good report...if there be any virtue, if there be any praise...think on these things." ....It's a command, not a suggestion!