Campfire Story game

so i have been really enjoying the word association game (thanks JJ) and there is another game that we used to play at summer camp... it was a group story... basically we went around the camp fire... the first person started by making up the beginning of a story but not finishing it.. and ending it on the article (a, the, he, she, or it) or a conjunction (and, but also, however, etc)

so let see Guidelines (as i have no authority to enforce this they are not rules)
1. Keep it tame (i was a teenager at summer camp and there were no campers around so they got pretty... interesting) lets just leave it at that
2. Try to limit yourself to a few sentences, dont be a hog... but at the same time express yourself and make it fun...

here we go

On the first of March, a cool spring evening, a warthog was observed passing through the forest. It was an notable even because it was carrying something. It had its teeth gently holding a....

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A demented flamingo who was gesturing wildly for his frozen daiquiri machine which was somehow left behind. Suddenly a shot rang out and Roddy Spence hit the floor, it was

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... ON!...

"Whoo yeah Roddy you almost got that ol' hog!!", said his mother as she grabbed her scared son, "Ge up you lug. Orz suppers runnin' away."

They continued the chase. But the warthog, while dragging the drunk flamingo back deeper into the woods, rushed on. He charged through some hedges and around many a tree. Dragging the flamingo deeper and deeper in to the forest. The shouts faded a bit into the distance, but the warthog still could hear the chase because...

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this wasn't your average run of the mill warthog, he was infact a half robot half warthog cyborg. When he was a wee little hog his owner sold him to a covert military organization know only as O.I.N.K whose main goal was to....

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Overcome and capture the elusive capons masquerading as MS company owners. Roddy and his mama were not giving up the pursuit and it became more of a challenge as the warthog led them up hill and down. They were NOT giving up on capturing what could be their dinner of the century. It was just a matter of time before

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morning. This was the time that both Billy and his mother Bertha would have to go back to their boring home and look at all the oatmeal. After that it was just theater installs and murderous cutting pizza shops. But they wanted both the pig and the flamingo. The pig for his machinary and meat and the flamingo for...

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. . . getting the neighbors back for their nocturnal toilet papering adventures. They knew some people woke up to plastic flamingos on their lawn, but a live one? That sounded too good to be true. So with dreams of warthog filet and their intense desire to decorate with living (albeit drunk) flamingo, they picked up . . .

A spaced-out Zulu named Clem who was totally lost when the GPS on his land rover misfired and sent him to Montana instead of Mozambique. He was grateful for the ride and told them in his somewhat faulty English that certain Flamingo parts are considered a great aphrodisiac in his country, or at least that's what they thought he was saying. Billy, Roddy and his mother thought this over carefully and decided to

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... whack him on the head, stuff him a sack, and drag him along... after two feet of dragging the large man three feet, they looked at each other... paused and went and grabbed Clems keys and shoved him in the trunk tusseled up. Bertha took the wheel of the Rover and Roddy rode... well shot gun.. with a.. well you get the picture. She floored it.. and away they went! Through bushes, around trees, and up hills. The two could see the pink flamingo soon and...

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as they rode up on the Warthog with the flapping flamingo fluttering furiously in his mouth the Rover hit a bump and went tumbling on its side. "What in tarnations was that?" asked Bertha to which Roddy said,"I think it was one of them tourists from Florida, because when we hit him he said something about Sunny Beaches," but it was no tourist it was.......

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a flatulent space alien who roared mightily at being interrupted while engaging in a mating ritual. Stunned, Roddy and his mother dived for cover in the underbrush, narrowly avoiding the alien's gigantic feet. Determined not to lose sight of their prey they looked around frantically and finally spotted a bobbing pink head in the distance. Glancing back at Clem they saw that the alien had taken a fancy to him and was trying to feed him broccoli. Deciding that discretion was the better part of valor they took off on foot after their daiquiri-loaded target.

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After several miles Roddy and Bertha saw the mechanical warthog and his drunk friend slow down and finally stop... Both shhed each other... and finally Roddy shushed his mother again. She grabbed his gun and whacked him on the head with the butt and that ended it. They pulled closer and closer... they could hear the pig struggling and snapping his teeth. The duo pulled closer and closer to see what was going on. The struggling stopped, so they stopped, and...

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saw a bizarre tug of war between the warthog and flamingo, dueling over custody of the daiquiri machine. Suddenly overhead fireworks burst through the air and a caped figure stepped forward announcing that he was Super Weatherman flying around trying to predict his next forecast. As if the day's events weren't strange enough, they heard a rumble of cannon fire off of Dobbins landing and smelled lilacs in the air, they were sure that

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it was a dream. But it wasnt. For some reason Dobbins Landing (marble monument in the line of the washington memorial) had come alive and wanted a margarita too. It was trying to kill the two of them but was unsuccessful. Some how the light tower had grown legs and was marching toward the pair. The lilacs were merely the towers perfume (because it used Secret). But that made it no less menacing. It stomped its way forward and...

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leaped over Hamot with a single bound, annoucing to the world that the key to nirvana was in the unabashed worship of oatmeal. Horrified, Roddy and his mama ran for the hills, shrieking in horror about the desecration of their wheaties. Meanwhile, the flamingo, sobering somewhat, focused his bleary eyes on the daiquiri machine which was being seduced by the blazing tower of light. He sobbed, realizing that

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the Christmas holidays put key people into a turkey-induced coma from which they may recover by Easter. Meanwhile, back at the camp

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..a great feast was being prepared. A huge cauldron off to the side was brimming with bug juice of gourmet quality (mesquite-o flavored with more than a dash of Jose Cuervo). Jose's brother Bubba Cuervo had been hoping for BBQ'd warthog but since the warthog got away he got out his rod and reel, baited his hook and cast his line into the lake. As soon as the line hit the water...

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"Finally, whatever things are good, true, noble, lovely, of good report...if there be any virtue, if there be any praise...think on these things." ....It's a command, not a suggestion!

the great all seeing eye of the tower turned... "You dont mess with my lake bub!" it snarled. It stopped firing at the wart-borg thingy, ignored the demented dumb flamingo, and left the two to their own devices. *Stomp stomp* it went. It bent down and pulled the fishing hook out of the two hicks hands and flung it to Canada. It knocked over their boiling pot, smushed their fire, and...

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Was deeply shocked at the rapid ambush by homeland security as it fought the battle over international waters in Lake Erie. Letting out a hysterical wail it fought back, flinging tapioca and baling wire at the stalwart attackers.

"You'll never see the daiquiri machine again" the tower bellowed as the flamingo lay sobbing hysterically. Suddenly there was a light from above and a voice sang out

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"You idiots!! Its the friggan new year. You're making enough noise to wake Zeus!! Haven't you heard of a hangover headache???" A large finger came down and squashed both the tower and the loan coast guard cruiser. "Much better..." But this did not solve the problem of meat and machinery. Nor did it make anyone's new years better. This was because they would have to pull one of the guards from the Mexican border to stem the tide of drugs, maple syrup, bacon, and stupid rich Canadians that was crossing the underground tunnel from Lake Erie each day. But the flamingo was happy. In the wake of the destruction the daiquiri machine was crushed and slightly leaking "sauce". The flamingo lapped as much as it could before...

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Roddy and his mama finally arrived on the scene, panting from the exertion of running all the way from Asbury road. They couldn't believe their eyes, seeing the destruction around them which resembled downtown Beirut on a Saturday night. The finger of the Daiquiri Deity waved overhead, sending sparks into the night air. There was a wild flapping of wings and up from the rubble of the crushed daiquiri machine rose a blur of pink feathers. Roddy's mama sat down hard and said

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"I need to stop taking those pharmacy shops... those OTC stool softeners are effecting my eye site... " But it didn't change reality. Roddy looked at his glazed mothers eyes and at the destruction down the hill. It was time to get home to get finished with some of their little shops. He pulled his mother up... made a bike from the cruisers tires and rode his mother home. It was a pretty adventurous day but nothing compared to the time they...

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Had to do some shops down on Parade St and had to fight off a pair of hookers so they could photo the main ID sign of that gas shop. As they were running from the hooker battalion they had to hurdle park benches and love starved goats in their path as they attempted to find their car way down at Frontier Park. Unfortunately it had already been towed and ended up on a barge headed for parts unknown. There are times the memories haunt them still. To add to the feeling that this was all a bad dream was a drunken phoenix Flamingo flapping overhead clutching a brand new daiquiri machine in it's claws. Unfortunately they were still awake and saw an even weirder sight bearing down upon them

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it was a cheese ball the size of a mountain. No one could guess where it had come from. But it was suspected that disgruntled employees of Hickory Farms were the culprits... It started crushing everything in its wake while leaving a cheesy oder behind. It crushed both the gas station, the hookers, and their crack house. It slammed into the pink bird sending it to the great mexican bar in the sky. It would have crushed the duo had it not...

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Bounced off of Mayor Sinnot's new limosine and banked neatly toward the Landing where the Tower used it for a kickball. With a wild roar, the beast took a good running start and blasted the cheeseball, splattering it thoroughly as it sailed overhead and landed in Summit. Roddy and his mama stood in wonder at the mire and mess around them, not realize that this was no ordinary cheeseball. It had some other-worldly qualities causing

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most black top to turn into marshmellows. So there was just a goo covering everything. Roddy and his mother were overjoyed... as they would no longer have to go to wally world to get any mellow spread or cheese... it was one thing on the list that they did not have to do. "Chomp chomp." The duo went. They snarfed up the cheese and mellow mixture in copious gobs. It was food and it was free. The two were not complaining. The mayor was though. It had trashed his limo and he could not get the new gorrilla that he got from the zoo to drive him anywhere. So he just road the gorilla out of town and left saying...

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"I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!" As good as his word, it never happened. Roddy and his mother ate their way across the city, made bold by the energy surge of the sugary high fat goo. Coming upon a serious case of Peach jam in mid day they rested themselves briefly before eyeing some choice prey---a stranded tanker truck of ranch dressing. With a tarzanic roar they were upon it, terrifying the driver who bolted for the hills above I-90. In malevolent glee they

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picked up the ranch tanker and threw it into wegmans. *evidentially the combination of mellow and cheese gives hulkish strengh* They laughed gleefuly and crammed more free food into their mouths. It was a bonanza. So much fresh veggies and ranch. It was heaven. Soon however they were to stuffed to move. A brisk wind picked up and set the two over stuffed beach balls rolling back down Peach causing more havoc and mayhem. They didnt care. It was...

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quite a sport once they got rolling down the hill until the monster tower spotted them coming. It snorted with glee as it warmed up and prepared to kickball both of them to kingdom come. Roddy and his mama braced for what was coming as It prepared to deliver the blast of all time when overhead a shadow crossed it's path

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"Wait your turn bub!" It was the Washington monument! It was a bit shabby from the wind damage. But it was tired from so many surveyors looking at its crack (s). It shoved the smaller monument aside and blasted the two all the way to Mexico. Good thing there are so many pools owned by the Mexican drug cartels. Cause thats where Roddy and his mama ended up. They made a big splash and ended up soaking a man in his white suit. They were quickly faced down by gun barrels and thugs who...

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