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January 21, 2012 01:25AM
were not at all amused by goo-covered beachballs with legs who tried unsucessfully to convince them they were actually once human. Immediately surrounded by goons who shouted "Pensamos que es agentes federales. no mienten a nosotros!" Roddy and his mama had an "oh crap" moment, literally. Mama whispered to her son "just follow my lead"

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January 22, 2012 08:20AM
... with their orange, white, and now brown stained cloths they just raised their hands. The goons attempted to pull the lead weighted duo out... Then realised they were to heavy to move and decided to let them float. Next thing they know the taco bell dog comes out and says in perfect english. "Leave them be. Its all part of my plan to...

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February 04, 2012 12:55AM
"avenge the death of my late adopted brother Pinky. Someone blasted him out of the sky, sending a shower of pink feathers blowing in the wind like a gigantic pepto bismol snowstorm. " Roddy and mama bobbed along in the breeze, terrified, as they spotted two bazookas and a cannon trained on them as they drifted in the sky. Suddenly two orangatans appeared carrying guitars and gazed upward at the sticky blobs floating overhead.

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February 05, 2012 06:46AM
"What the heck!!??" Shouted the chihuahua. "I told you chalupas not to come back with out my cousin!" The larger of the two looked down serenely and said, "You forgot our last payment of donuts!" "Oh." Said the little dog. He waved his paw and a third goon came by with a clear plastic bag of boston creme filled donuts with chocolate icing. They burly guard handing the orange ragtag team the bag and they disappeared. "They better bring back who ever killed my bro. Oi! Listen up you lugs! What do you know about a flatulant alien and a flying Zulu driven land rover?" Roddy and his mom looked at each other. At first they pointed in opposite again in gibberish. Then again. Then Bertha took out a ruler and gave Roddy a few whacks and he stopped talking. "We saw those two a few miles back. One we ran over the other we ... well destroyed the car... he might be dead as well. Actually blame Zeus. He did it." The ankle biter shrugged and said...

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February 13, 2012 03:50AM
" I could swear it was a conspiracy between Sinnot and the old executives of hammermill who buried their enemies in the injection wells" Roddy silently agreed, because no one knew he was secretly in with the mob who ran the entire eastern seaboard. He was a snitch of the highest caliber and not even his mama knew all the sordid details. He decided then and there to try to drift his way north and try to make it to the canadian borders where he could claim asylum and maybe make it past the vigilance of the chihuahua and orangutan band. If only he could drift past checkpoint charlie before being shot down. To throw her off the scent he looked over at mama and said

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February 13, 2012 06:49AM
"Eat this you slug!!" He shoved 5 garlic cloves in her mouth and kicked her in her stomach. "Im tired of working for you and your cruddy payments of granola!" He then drank an entire bottle of stool softener and blasted towards Lake Erie! Soon to be breaking the record crossing the Great Lakes with out a boat, he shot as far as Presque Isle, pulled out some burritos and continued going strong. His mother recovering from shock and pain, turned toward the mexican drug dog and said, "I...

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February 21, 2012 04:46PM
"I knew Ripley warped that boy's mind but I didn't realize just how much."

Perhaps it was best that mama didn't accompany Roddy out over the lake where surface to air missles were trained on a strange missle trailing tell-tale brown fumes was headed toward Canada. A double salvo caught Roddy unawares and caused him to crash land in Long Point Ontario. Meanwhile mama and the chihuahua watched the show with their high powered telescopes and couldn't believe their eyes when

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February 22, 2012 06:43AM
Roddy popped back up in the air... It was the super secret Chipotle shop that gave him more momentum! Slightly blackened, he continued on course to the Artic circle all the while giving the double bird to the famed Canadian Air Force There finding refuge in the Inuit peoples land. A land full of igloos and casinos.. and sometimes casino igloos... The dog turned to Bertha and said, "Dont worry. I know an undercover weasel that works in the fur trade business. He will get him. Here wash down the garlic with milk. Works wonders." She nodded and gulped down the milk. "Now... about that Zeus character. I would like you to..."

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March 04, 2012 12:38AM
Take me to him, we need to talk turkey about how to best stuff Roddy into that cannon. He doesn't need to treat his mama like that." The dog had ulterior motives of his own, he had dreams, big dreams and he wasn't going to let some fake psychic up on Hershey Road dissuade him. He knew his way around the arctic better than Roddy ever would and knew that a certain eskimo with fire in his eyes would be able to help with the quest. He led mama by the hand and they went

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March 26, 2012 12:50PM
Out into the wilderness to consult the great guru of the Imperial buffet who would tell them

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