Mulva... A Sassy Lady

If my body were a car...this time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I have got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting little dull. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
But here's the worst of it...
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfire.
Cash for clunkers - I qualify - Do you?

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Bruce Springsteen turned 60 today and he's still rockin. Take inspiration where you can get it!
Nip Tuck can take care of the headlight problem...winking smiley

Shopping Bama and parts of Georgia.
I'm still learning 24/7.
Depends on what pair of head lights she is talking about there MrC....

Izzy- I'm with you girl....my last baby did me in! 5 months later, my chassis doesnt seem worth salvaging. Forget cash for clunkers, I'm looking into how much I can get from the scrap metal!
Mert Wrote:
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> Bruce Springsteen turned 60 today and he's still
> rockin. Take inspiration where you can get it!


Guys don't have kids. They don't get the same wear and tear.

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“Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling."
~Gilbert K. Chesterton
jjage Wrote:
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> Izzy- I'm with you girl....my last baby did me in!
> 5 months later, my chassis doesnt seem worth
> salvaging. Forget cash for clunkers, I'm looking
> into how much I can get from the scrap metal!

You want a fun body crasher, try having twins smiling smiley Did that at age 25 and the body never really retightened the skin. At least I wear it as a 'badge of honor' rather than feeling the need to 'tummy tuck' or any of that nonsense.
Sounds like its time for a trip to the Virgin Islands. (To be recycled!!!)...winking smiley

Shopping Bama and parts of Georgia.
I'm still learning 24/7.
jjage, I think that Mulva ...A Sassy Lady is talking about her eyes because she said that they are out of focus, by the way Mulva isn't me, sometimes I feel like her and after four childrens I am like Flash, I wear the badge of honor, but I never will do any tummy tuck.
The headlights, yes, I think reference the eyes, not a chest area.

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“Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling."
~Gilbert K. Chesterton
But if only Detroit would build a vehicle that lasted as long in at least operational condition smiling smiley
They did at one time. My 1957 Chevy was such a vehicle...smiling smiley

Shopping Bama and parts of Georgia.
I'm still learning 24/7.
So was my 1954 Chevy BelAir. I see them on the road sometimes and regret my Dad sold 'mine' for $50 when I went off to college. I had one of the green & cream ones and it survived both my sister and I learning to drive quite remarkably well.
Ladies: Amans point of view-you guys are a hoot. I realize that having kids, can be a drag on your body, but while you go through a physical thing, men go through a mental thing. We get to see our best plaything, get damaged. Just remember, it's
not the age, but the mileage!
Well, thanks for the words of support. I am sure we appreciate it.

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“Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling."
~Gilbert K. Chesterton
Many, many comments come to mind, Mike Cremeans. I'll let it go at that.
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