It;s all about those flakes

to the tune of All about that bass

Because you know I'm all about those flakes,
'Bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes

Yeah it’s pretty when it falls like those flakes do
But I am shaking and shiverin from that windchill too
And when the snow start fallin we forget how to drive
Slippin and slidin, oh what a ride
We get on the highway and go 95
‘Till we hit ice and spinout
We pray for our lives
Oh those flakes start a fallin, they drop from the sky
You run out to Wal-Mart
But find no shovels to buy
Yeah, I’m stuck in my driveway so deep is it now
I’m tired of shoveling, screw this I’m calling a plow
Staying warm is the story, yeah that is the plan,
I’m in so many layers
I look like the Michelin Man

Because you know I'm all about those flakes,
'Bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes

I'm out of luck
Stuck in a ditch, call me a tow truck
Oh those flakes start a fallin, they drop from the sky
You run out to Wal-Mart
But find no shovels to buy
Yeah, I’m stuck in my driveway so deep is it now
I’m tired of shoveling, screw this I’m calling a plow
Staying warm is the story, yeah that is the plan,
I’m in so many layers
I look like the Michelin Man

Because you know I'm all about those flakes,
'Bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes

Because you know I'm all about those flakes,
'Bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes

Because you know I'm all about those flakes,
'Bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes, no windchill
I'm all 'bout those flakes, 'bout those flakes

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I love that song and all the parodies that keep popping up. This is a cute one.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
When I read the title I thought it was going to be about forgetting to do shops. This one is much better :-)

Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. Eleanor Roosevelt
Thanks. I was sitting in the car watching stores, bored watching the snow fall. So I just started writing. I love that Office works on my android
It's a great song unless you live within a stone's throw to Buffalo. This whole section of NY state got hammered.

Maybe I'll just sing this ditty while swigging my cup of hot cocoa....

Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
I can shake it, shake it, shake it - like I'm supposed too. I was obsessed with that song for about a week.
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